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    A MAN fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43.

    Mohammed Abad will pop his cherry in the next few days with sex worker Charlotte Rose after a dinner date.



    Mo, who lost his penis when he was six in a car accident, said: I have waited long enough for this itll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. Im really excited. I cant wait for it to finally happen.

    Mo first had surgery to fit the eight-inch bionic penis in 2012, but it has only been fully functional for a few months.

    It has two tubes running along its length which inflate when he presses a button on his testicle.

    Charlotte, 35, will not be charging Mo when they meet up in London.

    I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity, she said. We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. Im not charging him.

    Charlotte, who campaigns for sexual freedom and stood as an independent candidate in the Rochester and Strood by-election, added: Im happy to help him build up confidence. Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with.

    Mo, from Edinburgh, has been unlucky in love. Shortly after his operation he married, without telling his wife about his condition until their wedding night. She stood by him but the marriage did not last.




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    She better bring earplugs...

    Reportedly, this is the sound it makes upon insertion.

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    Anyone have the Col. Steve Austin Bionic Man doll? The one with the bionic eye and the red leisure suit? I can't help but think of that rubber sleeve on his right arm that you rolled up to reveal the bionics.

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    Someone please cue up the rare/blurry video for VH's "Once" as a tribute!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleCrappy View Post
    Anyone have the Col. Steve Austin Bionic Man doll? The one with the bionic eye and the red leisure suit? I can't help but think of that rubber sleeve on his right arm that you rolled up to reveal the bionics.
    I have that doll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    I have that doll!
    It was my favorite toy for a long time. I think it had little removable rubber sneakers. Red with white stripes, actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleCrappy View Post
    Anyone have the Col. Steve Austin Bionic Man doll? The one with the bionic eye and the red leisure suit? I can't help but think of that rubber sleeve on his right arm that you rolled up to reveal the bionics.
    I had that one. Seems like it had a space station or some deal to plug him up for diagnostics or something? I know it was my favorite for a long time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MF5150 View Post
    She better bring earplugs...

    Reportedly, this is the sound it makes upon insertion.

    Ok - that genuinely made me laugh out loud.
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    This is a long story, but worth it.

    Comedian Jim Jefferies on helping a disabled friend lose his virginity to a prostitute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklynboy68 View Post



    A MAN fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43.

    Mohammed Abad will pop his cherry in the next few days with sex worker Charlotte Rose after a dinner date.



    Mo, who lost his penis when he was six in a car accident, said: I have waited long enough for this itll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. Im really excited. I cant wait for it to finally happen.

    Mo first had surgery to fit the eight-inch bionic penis in 2012, but it has only been fully functional for a few months.

    It has two tubes running along its length which inflate when he presses a button on his testicle.

    Charlotte, 35, will not be charging Mo when they meet up in London.

    I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity, she said. We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. Im not charging him.

    Charlotte, who campaigns for sexual freedom and stood as an independent candidate in the Rochester and Strood by-election, added: Im happy to help him build up confidence. Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with.

    Mo, from Edinburgh, has been unlucky in love. Shortly after his operation he married, without telling his wife about his condition until their wedding night. She stood by him but the marriage did not last.




    http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rel...01759244937207


    I never expected to ever see that phrase I bolded in my entire life. There are certain words that should never go together. Here's another one like that from a few years ago. The most ghastly thing I've ever read...

    Thomas said Beckett, whom he had never met, called him "everything under the sun for wearing a Longhorns T-shirt into the bar.
    He said he and his friend sat at a table in the corner and tried to ignore the other man, but other man who apparently is a University of Oklahoma fan kept screaming at him.

    Thomas said he decided he'd had enough after about 20 minutes of Beckett's abuse so he went to the bar to pay his tab. When he turned around, he said Beckett grabbed his crotch and refused to let go.

    Thomas hit the other man several times before several bar patrons intervened, but Thomas said Beckett didn't let go until Thomas heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg.

    Thomas, who grew up a Texas fan, said it took more than 60 stitches to close his wound.


    http://newsok.com/article/3108932


    If I ever hear my own scrotum tear I hope someone shoots me dead before I hit the ground.


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