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    Default Colossal FAIL- 3rd party EVH Shark on Reverb

    I ran across this one while browsing over at Reverb. Jeezus...way to not try at all...

    https://reverb.com/item/1472883-evh-...-white-stripes

    There's so much colossal fail here, I don't even know where to begin...


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    Oh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brody VH View Post
    Oh...
    It could be worse I guess.
    Yeah, but you'd have to work at it...

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    So, someone ruined an EVH Star, to make that ^^^ POS?
    Wow.
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    The best part of it is, they did all that work so they could clear an extra $101 over the regular $1099 price of the Star. Well...before labor and materials, that is.

    That, my friends, is called "return on investment!!"...
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    Why would you put that much effort into something to get it wrong? I mean, seriously? Why wouldn't you start with some Epiphone Gothic explorer you found in a pawn shop somewhere instead of an EVH Star? It would have probably been more accurate.
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    I don't understand why they would use the Star as the template to cut up.
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    I`m almost positive you couldn`t replicate the Shark guitar using the Star guitar body meaning they didn`t use the Star body if that matters

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    Not as bad as I expected. Sure, it's missing a humbucker, has a floyd, and several other details are off, but the headstock is the worse thing about it. I wouldn't be surprised if there is an EVH Gear version very similar to this in the near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 51501984 View Post
    I`m almost positive you couldn`t replicate the Shark guitar using the Star guitar body meaning they didn`t use the Star body if that matters
    It's not a Star body. Unless they filled and redrilled the hole for the volume pot in a different spot for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RogueNT View Post
    I ran across this one while browsing over at Reverb. Jeezus...way to not try at all...

    https://reverb.com/item/1472883-evh-...-white-stripes

    There's so much colossal fail here, I don't even know where to begin...

    I don't get it at all, especially with the Dano style neck like the Star. I guess it could have been a Star someone modified, but I have no idea why they'd do this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AFU View Post
    It's not a Star body. Unless they filled and redrilled the hole for the volume pot in a different spot for some reason.
    And would have had to add material on the lower bout to reprofile the cut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFU View Post
    It's not a Star body. Unless they filled and redrilled the hole for the volume pot in a different spot for some reason.
    I dunno... Many guys have filled holes and refinished guitars in such a way. Hell, I sold a guy one of my old Charvel bodies to do just that!

    Not to mention, it's obviously a Star neck, the EVH branded Floyd w/D-tuna and cream pickup w/mounting ring.... Either way, a Star was certainly bastardized in some way shape or form! Blasphemy
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