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    Default Van Halen is like a football game

    Hagar fans live in the past, Dave fans live in the present.

    VH is like a football game - Hagar vs. Roth. Dave has home field advantage because Van Halen is his home. Sammy is the visitor.

    Dave dominates the first half. It looks like a blowout, but then Dave comes out in the third quarter and has a few fumbles and interceptions inside Hagar's own 20, practically gifting Hagar the game. In the fourth quarter, Dave puts together some epic Joe Montana drives and Hagar fades fast. He's out of shape, tired and just doesn't have the talent to last a full 4 quarters.

    Currently, we are at the two minute warning and Dave has an insurmountable lead. Wolfie and Ed have just poured the Gatorade bucket over's Dave's head. Dave is laughing and hugging Ed. Sammy is on the other side screaming at the ref's telling them Eddie owes him an apology. The refs don't give a shit what he says. They flag him and and proceed to kick him out of the game. The fans cheer as Sammy flips off the fans as he walks with his head down to the showers. Mike hands Sammy a towel and water bottle and tells him to forget about it.

    The Commissioner (in this case, the Emperor) prepares in the Van Halen locker room to begrudgingly give Dave, Ed, Al and Wolf the Lombardi Trophy.

    Hagar fans love to talk about the third quarter... and only the third quarter and how badly Dave fumbled the ball. Dave fans continue to point to the scoreboard and celebrate. The game is all but over as the fat lady is singing at the Ribfest.

    (Pointing to) Scoreboard.

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    Lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboChris View Post
    Lame.
    Very.
    "There's too many people on this basketball that's floating around the sun, who are too afraid to allow themselves to FEEL" - Edward Van Halen
    "Van Halen was never about the singer..." - a very wise fan.
    "Embrace the past. Live in the moment but keep your eyes on the future, and keep on moving forward..." - Richie Sambora

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    I thought you were going say that it's because there are periods of great excitement followed by large amounts of waiting for something to happen. Right now we're at a commercial break following a touchdown. I expect there to be a kickoff in 12 months followed by another year or two of commercials.
    CNN may think my opinion matters, but you shouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboChris View Post
    Lame.
    I suppose it depends which team you're rooting for.

    I got a chuckle out of it. Not necessarily because I agree with all of it, but I'll give it a "B" for creativity.
    The only genre I really know is Van Halen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Get The Show On The Road View Post
    I suppose it depends which team you're rooting for.

    I got a chuckle out of it. Not necessarily because I agree with all of it, but I'll give it a "B" for creativity.
    Because it was designed to be a shitfest from a poster who's very anti Sam.

    The first line says it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboChris View Post
    Because it was designed to be a shitfest from a poster who's very anti Sam.

    The first line says it all.
    Yeah, probably.

    That said, I'm a "Van Hagar fan" and I didn't take offense to it.

    You can prefer the classic era and still be a fan of the music Ed and Sam made. They're not mutually exclusive as some would like to believe.
    The only genre I really know is Van Halen.

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    I fear that giant astroids will destroy the earth at some point. Also, Playboy Magazine isn't doing full nude pics any more.

    Things change.....

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    That was pretty RETARDED. You should kill yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboChris View Post
    Because it was designed to be a shitfest from a poster who's very anti Sam.

    The first line says it all.
    I agree with you yet again. That's not meant to sound rude, by the way!
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    Hagar = Brady

    Roth = Kapernick
    Cabo x 23
    Van Halen x 11
    Sammy x 20+
    DLR x 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by RRvh1 View Post
    Very.
    Everything Sam does is very lame these days
    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    “A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.”

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    I laughed. And I also laughed at Cabomiro's post #11.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cabomiro View Post
    Hagar = Brady

    Roth = Kapernick
    Would that be Marcia, Jan or Cindy?
    "It's so lonely at the top because it's so crowded at the bottom" - Diamond David Lee Roth

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    Too many turnovers...

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