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    Montana Lawmaker Wants to Ban Yoga Pants





    A Montana representative is introducing a bill to strengthen the state’s indecent exposure laws after a group of naked bicyclists pedaled through the city of Missoula in August.

    Rep. David Moore’s proposal would tighten indecent exposure laws to include any nipple exposure—including men’s—and any clothing hat “gives the appearance or simulates” a person’s buttocks, genitals, pelvic area or female nipple, the Associated Press reports.

    Tight-fitting clothing—like yoga pants, for example—could also be considered indecent exposure under the law, the Republican lawmaker said. “Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway,” Moore said after the hearing.

    Under current laws in Montana, a person convicted of indecent exposure three times could get a life sentence in jail. Moore’s bill lessens that sentence to a maximum of five years in jail and a $5,000 fine.

    State prohibitions on public nudity are constitutional, according to a 1991 Supreme Court case, as nudity itself is not considered an expression of free speech according to the court’s interpretation of the constitution.

    Moore drafted the bill after the Bare as you Dare nude bicycling event rode through Missoula last summer, angering residents.

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    No. Absolutely not. The person who invented yoga pants needs a lifetime achieve award...
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    I'm all in favor of banning the exposure of men's nipples.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    Montana Lawmaker Wants to Ban Yoga Pants





    A Montana representative is introducing a bill to strengthen the state’s indecent exposure laws after a group of naked bicyclists pedaled through the city of Missoula in August.

    Rep. David Moore’s proposal would tighten indecent exposure laws to include any nipple exposure—including men’s—and any clothing hat “gives the appearance or simulates” a person’s buttocks, genitals, pelvic area or female nipple, the Associated Press reports.

    Tight-fitting clothing—like yoga pants, for example—could also be considered indecent exposure under the law, the Republican lawmaker said. “Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway,” Moore said after the hearing.

    Under current laws in Montana, a person convicted of indecent exposure three times could get a life sentence in jail. Moore’s bill lessens that sentence to a maximum of five years in jail and a $5,000 fine.

    State prohibitions on public nudity are constitutional, according to a 1991 Supreme Court case, as nudity itself is not considered an expression of free speech according to the court’s interpretation of the constitution.

    Moore drafted the bill after the Bare as you Dare nude bicycling event rode through Missoula last summer, angering residents.

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    I read that a couple days ago and just shook my head.

    A) Yoga pants are awesome, they make a woman's ass look incredible.
    B) We don't have more important things to worry about?

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    Aren't yoga pants kind of like leggings?

    Crumbs, if leggings got banned, I'd be STUFFED! They're a staple of my wardrobe...In fact, they're a staple of most women's wardrobes (over here, at least). Comfy, practical...Easy to pull on...And off...
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    it's great that the State of Montana has no real problems that they face. We should all move there since clearly if this is a priority for a lawmaker then they've got everything else figured out.

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    Montana is so cold much of the year, do they really have people running around there that are not in layers upon layers of clothing anyway?

    you would think any body part exposed to the elements there during much of the year, would turn black and fall off anyway!

    and three convictions can get you a LIFE SENTENCE! That would result in the closings of Walmarts thru out the state!

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    Somebody needs to find this guy...put a black cloth bag over his head....take him to a remote warehouse...strap him to a chair....and force him to watch Yoko Ono perform for all eternity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MF5150 View Post
    Somebody needs to find this guy...put a black cloth bag over his head....take him to a remote warehouse...strap him to a chair....and force him to watch Yoko Ono perform for all eternity.
    Better yet,

    Yoko in yoga pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboChris View Post
    Better yet,

    Yoko in yoga pants.
    Yoko with no pants.





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    Let's not let this thread deteriorate into a Yoga-pants-vs.-Yoko-with-no-pants discussion.

 

 

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