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    Default Creepy Dancing Stripper Robot Video



    The next two vids really up the creepy factor.




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    Well....I'm officially weirded out by this.
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    Robot sex coming soon.
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    The articulation in the fingers is amazing.

    But yeah, that thing is creepy as hell.

    I wonder how long it will be before they are able to ditch that cheater pole at the hip and have the robot move freely? Keeping balance while dancing has to be incredibly difficult to program.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edwardv View Post
    Robot sex coming soon.
    Wasn't Melanie Griffith in some God awful movie in which she is a female "sex bot" that a guy falls in love with?

    I think it has "2000" in the title.
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    Cherry 2000. Really, really, really bad movie.
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    That's it.

    Pre internet as a teenager, sitting through a horrible movie just to see some tits.

    Ah, the memories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    Wasn't Melanie Griffith some "sex bot" that a guy falls in love with?
    Antonio Banderas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post

    Pre internet as a teenager, sitting through a horrible movie just to see some tits.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood P. View Post
    Antonio Banderas?
    That's not very nice, EP.
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    The poor guy was abused. Emotionally and physically. Just sticking up for him. He's in a better place now.
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    And Dave's the one using bad words. Why don't you yell at him?
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    I think you may have mis-interpreted my post...

    And I'm not "yelling" - far from it!
    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

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    Ok. Sorry. But can you still yell at Dave?
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    I'm sure it's only a matter of time before he gets my dander up about something, EP...Patience, dear!
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    Great Britain...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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