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    Default I'm Too Poor To Eat Healthy...

    "An obese mother-of-two who lives on benefits says she needs more of taxpayers' money to overhaul her unhealthy lifestyle.

    Christina Briggs, 26, says she hates being 160 kilos but she can't do anything about it because she can only afford junk food. Meanwhile, exercise is out of the question because she doesn't have the funds to join a gym."



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    She's 26?

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    I guess there isn't much left in the budget after paying for tattoos and piercings and clown hair.
    Posted from yo' mama's house.


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    Walking costs nothing.

    Portion control costs nothing.

    Time to have some self respect and stop making excuses.

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    She's not too poor, she's too lazy and stupid.

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    she represents the worst attributes assigned to this generation. Lazy, irresponsible, shameless, etc.

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    How about trading in the box of Poptarts and jar of Marshmallow Fluff for a head of lettuce you ignorant cow.

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    She'd lose 50 lbs easy just by having that hairy wart on her lip removed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    She'd lose 50 lbs easy just by having that hairy wart on her lip removed.
    Maybe she should take this advice from Uncle Buck...

    Rock the Red!!!

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    I thought America had the market cornered on stupid, fat, lazy, ugly women.

    Hmmm...not too sure what to think about someone else stepping onto our turf.

    We might have to invade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    I thought America had the market cornered on stupid, fat, lazy, ugly women.

    Hmmm...not too sure what to think about someone else stepping onto our turf.

    We might have to invade.
    Relax, DD, I'm certain we still have that market cornered. Just walk into any Wal-Mart for reassurance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    I thought America had the market cornered on stupid, fat, lazy, ugly women.

    Hmmm...not too sure what to think about someone else stepping onto our turf.

    We might have to invade.
    Canada's got a big fat lazy foot on that turf too. But we know better than to think we can top you guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    She's 26?
    26 stones
    Cabo x 20
    Van Halen x 11
    Sammy x 20+
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    She added that she can't get a job to gain more money because she's needed at home to care for her children, especially as her daughter has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and issues with her kidneys.
    Wonder how much the poor kids diet is to blame for that.

 

 

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