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    Default Today's Buzz! 5,000 WASPS

    A woman in hadn't gone into her spare bedroom for about three months, until last weekend when her son came to visit. And when he opened the door, he discovered that 5,000 WASPS had built a huge nest on top of the BED.



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    Actually reminds me of one of our neighbors. They had honeybees overtake their attic. The people who removed took out ninety four POUNDS of honey from their attic.

    At least they were honey bees, unless threatened they are pretty docile. Wasps are fucking mean, especially yellow jackets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    Actually reminds me of one of our neighbors. They had honeybees overtake their attic. The people who removed took out ninety four POUNDS of honey from their attic.

    At least they were honey bees, unless threatened they are pretty docile. Wasps are fucking mean, especially yellow jackets.
    I agree about yellow jackets. I was stung 14 times over the course of 2 weekends this summer. I've never been allergic to bee stings in the past but I swelled up quite a bit this time.

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    I only counted 4, 789 wasps. That article in inaccurate.

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    Holy Shitballs Batman!!! Once I got stung by one yellow jacket and went into shock and almost died if it wasn't for my brother and his benadryl. Those are mean mother-fuckers, wasps included.

    At least honey bees pollinate plants. Wasp, yellow jackets, and hornets have no reason to be on this earth, in my opinion.
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    I was stung by 13 yellow jackets while picking wild grapes when I was 15 or so. Besides the normal pain & itching I thankfully have no reaction except intense disdain for and desire to kill every single one I have encountered since.
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    Wasps are great in the garden. They eat the pests. They're a natural pesticide...but I still hate 'em!

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    DAMN!!!!
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    I used to live in a bungalo when I first got married.

    we set up our bedroom upstairs, there was storage on each side and about 6 months in we started seeing hornets or wasps in our bedroom.

    we called a big name exterminator and they said I had to find the nest before they would come out. get the fuck out of here. I'm not going through all that stuff, that's why I called you.

    I ended up calling a guy in the back of our church paper, we had one of the wasps in our bedroom and he asks if it's a wasp or a hornet. I have no clue. he walks up to where the hornet (or wasp) is and punch's it. I'm really scared of those things, I dont' know why so I flipped out when he punched it. he then hit it about 4 more times. I was in awe. he told us to go walk around the block and when we come back we might see some smoke coming out of the vent. Wait until the smoke is gone and then come in and see him.

    we never saw a wasp or hornet again. that guy was totally bad ass.

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    When I was a kid, about 5 or 6 I'd say, I was playing in the creek behind our house with my brothers and I pushed aside a little mound of sand. It turns out it was a fuckin wasp nest and one flew up my shorts and stung me right on the dick. I then was rushed back up to the house, which the distance seemed to have increased 10 miles since first leaving, I presented my engorged weiner to my mother, she just about fainted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bad to the Bone View Post
    I used to live in a bungalo when I first got married.

    we set up our bedroom upstairs, there was storage on each side and about 6 months in we started seeing hornets or wasps in our bedroom.

    we called a big name exterminator and they said I had to find the nest before they would come out. get the fuck out of here. I'm not going through all that stuff, that's why I called you.

    I ended up calling a guy in the back of our church paper, we had one of the wasps in our bedroom and he asks if it's a wasp or a hornet. I have no clue. he walks up to where the hornet (or wasp) is and punch's it. I'm really scared of those things, I dont' know why so I flipped out when he punched it. he then hit it about 4 more times. I was in awe. he told us to go walk around the block and when we come back we might see some smoke coming out of the vent. Wait until the smoke is gone and then come in and see him.

    we never saw a wasp or hornet again. that guy was totally bad ass.
    The Chuck Norris of exterminators
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buschman View Post
    The Chuck Norris of exterminators
    oddly enough, his first name was Chuck.

    coincedence? I think not.

 

 

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