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    Default Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building

    and lives...


    The Wu-Tang connected artist was hospitalized along with his severed member

    Andre Johnson, a Los Angeles area rapper with connections to the Wu-Tang Clan, cut off his penis before leaping from an apartment building in North Hollywood early Wednesday.

    Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Man said Johnson was seriously injured but survived. He and his penis were taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for treatment.

    Johnson, who performs under the name Christ Bearer, has been a member of the Long Beach hip hop group Northstar, which was once a part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, CNN reports.

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbi...severed-penis/
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    I guess he'll have to change his last name now.
    Cabo x 20
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    Sammy x 20+
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    Just add an A to the end, nice and easy. That or he'll have to have one of those addadictomy procedures.

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    Every white man should be extremely offended by this act of self mutilation.








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    So, I guess they can't condense the band name from Wu-tang to Wang now.

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    Re-attach fails, report says



    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ntcmp=features






    Well, he's going to kill himself for sure now.
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    must've thought it was detachable!

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    I've done this before - the whole snip 'n' jump - and it sucked. Too bad this guy couldn't have learned from me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay View Post
    Re-attach fails, report says



    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...ntcmp=features






    Well, he's going to kill himself for sure now.
    wow, the most unkindest cut of all

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    The final cut...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Marc View Post
    I've done this before - the whole snip 'n' jump - and it sucked. Too bad this guy couldn't have learned from me.
    Cabo x 20
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    Sammy x 20+
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    Are we sure, as he stood at the edge of the building, that it wasn't just that his cock was just actually touching the ground and he really didn't cut it off?

    Well, in looking at the rest of this thread, I guess not.

    I am one of those people who uses humor to deal with unfortunate events, but in all seriousness, this guy has issues and needs help. And his issues just got worse (no penis). I hope he finds the peace he needs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MF5150 View Post
    Every white man should be extremely offended by this act of self mutilation.








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    The first cut is the deepest.

 

 

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