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    Default Woman Offers "BJs" Reward for Lost Cat

    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    I hate cats but would be looking for that one.

    Man seeing the ad took me back. I remember getting the Daily Sport when I lived in Scotland. Loved the page 3 girls. The screwed up thing is you could be topless and 16 over there.

    Need to go buy a plane ticket

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    Found it!!!
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    Just curious, what is the reward if a girl finds the cat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy812 View Post
    Just curious, what is the reward if a girl finds the cat?
    1 cup.
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    I love the last line:

    NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE



    I'm thinking there's gonna be a whole lot of Greg Fockers out there going to the local pounds to try and find a cat that resembles Geoff.
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    Her wording may be cause for concern, however.

    She's only insinuating that the reward is a blow-job. "I have no cash for reward.....but I'm great at BJ's." It could be taken as two completely different thoughts.
    Let's say she has no intention of actually performing that reward, and you do find her cat. When you approach her and she recognizes her cat but doesn't give you the reward what are you going to do? You can't walk away with the cat. You can't force her to blow you. Nothing is legally binding.

    A clever gimmick.


    But, I hope I'm wrong and we get a successful follow-up to this story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy812 View Post

    But, I hope I'm wrong and we get a successful follow-up to this story.
    or at least a Vivid movie
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    A BJ for a little pussy, seems fair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy812 View Post
    Her wording may be cause for concern, however.

    She's only insinuating that the reward is a blow-job. "I have no cash for reward.....but I'm great at BJ's." It could be taken as two completely different thoughts.
    Let's say she has no intention of actually performing that reward, and you do find her cat. When you approach her and she recognizes her cat but doesn't give you the reward what are you going to do? You can't walk away with the cat. You can't force her to blow you. Nothing is legally binding.

    A clever gimmick.


    But, I hope I'm wrong and we get a successful follow-up to this story.
    I hope this sad situation comes to a satisfying conclusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    Found it!!!
    Haha !!! Well done ...

    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    A BJ for a little pussy, seems fair.
    Swear to God , I was gonna type a very similar reply !!!
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    This could be the answer to all the pet loss problems which haunt society.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rokgtar View Post
    I hope this sad situation comes to a satisfying conclusion
    You mean a "Happy Ending"

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    The news of her cat being found is going to be difficult to swallow.


    For her, it'll probably be bittersweet.......and perhaps a little salty.
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