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    If anything has a 15 minute time limit it's got to be this... if not less.

    The Adele Dazeem Name Generator

    Use our widget to Travoltify your own name.

    When John Travolta called Idina Menzel "Adele Dazeem" at the Oscars, he created a new standard for superstardom: You're no one until you've had your name mangled by a confused, squinting John Travolta. What's your Travoltified name? Find out with our handy widget!


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    Van Halen = Struan Herdson
    Number 47 = Summer Ree

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    Dave's Dreidel = Douglas Dorniels
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

    David Lee Roth did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it!

    A man's rights rests in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box

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    TheresOnly OneWay: "Theodore Orteez"

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    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    He made me Simon

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    "greenpaw" Travoltified is..."Georgia"

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    Daisy Hill is Darcy Hoyll

    I told you he wasn't going to live this down! his name comes out as Jan Thozomas!

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    Rose. Hahaha...

    And using my real name, I'm now Marcel Farster. I'm going down to the courthouse right now to get the paperwork started.
    Last edited by Red; 03.04.14 at 10:46 AM.

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    CaboChris - "Ciaran Cloirk"

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    Fuck you, Travolta!
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    I got Roan Roberts.

    David Wild is a Rolling Stone writer who also writes books but also the banter for presenters at awards shows.

    He says the number one problem for them is celebrities refuse to wear their glasses because it will make them look old.

    Travolta should know in a Twitter culture that this would be much worse for him than glasses. Hey, John! We know you're bald and gray. You're not fooling anyone.


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    Didn't work for me.....my name must already be Travoltified........
    Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel

    My god, our government has less secrets than Van Halen. Emperor Brett

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    I'll Travoltify my name into anything if Kelly Preston comes along with it.

    Schwing!!!
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

    David Lee Roth did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it!

    A man's rights rests in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box

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