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    Wow. I am all for stupid movies...but damn.

    I am curious to read 47's and rocknblues reviews after they watch it however.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    Excellent! I never thought I'd live to see the day when children's entertainer Bob Carolgees, and his puppet, Spit the Dog, would make it big in Hollywood! Bring it ON!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    This movie just may "go down" as one of the dumbest of all-time ...
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    Doesn't matter. Tits and ass.
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    riding the coat tails of Sharknado...we'll see more of these until the trend runs its course

    probably could have built a few computer labs in disadvantaged schools with the budget from this stinker.

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    Well, there's a minute and 42 seconds of my life I'll never get back.........
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    This has to be a hoax...someone just looking for youtube hits; ala What does the fox say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    Wow. I am all for stupid movies...but damn.

    ..........


    I can't wait to hear crybaby pussy libs complaining about the beaver violence.

    The conservatives will go apeshit about the obvious liberal agenda this film is shoving down our throats




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    I'm excited about the porn parody.


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    Of course, the whole thing could be a very clever literary metaphor for the mythical vagina dentate and its implications for Freudian theories of male castration anxiety...

    Just a thought!
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    Why do I have a sudden craving for some vintage Aerosmith?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    riding the coat tails of Sharknado...we'll see more of these until the trend runs its course

    probably could have built a few computer labs in disadvantaged schools with the budget from this stinker.
    Why you got to fuck with Sharknado?

    And you find a way to roll up Sharknado with jacked up schools that don't give a fuck anyway. Well, as long as they rack winning numbers on the football team and basketball squad.

    This looks awesome, but no Sharknado. Fucking best movie ever. Your new name is DH Downer. On account you bring shit down. Out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by track 5 View Post
    Why you got to fuck with Sharknado?

    And you find a way to roll up Sharknado with jacked up schools that don't give a fuck anyway. Well, as long as they rack winning numbers on the football team and basketball squad.

    This looks awesome, but no Sharknado. Fucking best movie ever. Your new name is DH Downer. On account you bring shit down. Out.
    It looks "awesome" ?!? Dude, go hunting or something....you need a little clarity!
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