So a lot of you guys try to plug new bands. Just so we reassure ourselves we haven't all turned into our parents, into old farts listening to yesteryear's music, complaining that "things are not as good as they used to be."
But sorry, most of those new bands SUCK. Their lyrics are meaningless, songs are rehashed from previous bands, and band members spend more time on their looks than on anything else. Plus no balls.

However, there is one recent band that DOESN'T suck. And that's Portland's Red Fang.