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    Gatorade Releases New Performance Suppository



    CHICAGO—Gatorade officials unveiled Tuesday the newest product in its G Series line of drinks and supplements, G Push, a performance-enhancing suppository engineered in the company’s sports laboratory to hydrate and energize athletes for a full digestive cycle. “G Push has the electrolytes of four 20-ounce Gatorades in one, easily inserted gelatin capsule,” Gatorade’s director of marketing Alfie Brody told reporters, debuting the first trio of suppository flavors: Arctic Chill, Watermelon Thrust, and Lemon-Lime. “At Gatorade, we’re continually trying to innovate new ways to improve athletic performance, and we think G Push is about to revolutionize the way we amp ourselves up for competition.”

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    not sure what the point of giving them flavours is - we don't have tastebuds in our ass, do we?

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    I've tried the Watermelon Thrust and didn't taste anything at all.
    Last edited by Number 47; 11.07.13 at 10:57 AM.

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    This stuffs right up there with deer antler spray.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pickslide View Post
    Hmmm? Wonder why I left that link out of the original post. Hmmm?

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    Lemon-lime Rulz!
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    Arctic Chill... let's just say... well!... it leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    Hmmm? Wonder why I left that link out of the original post. Hmmm?
    DOH!

    Sorry, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    Arctic Chill... let's just say... well!... it leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

    yeah I was wondering who the flavor was for.....were you surprised the flavors aren't lettuce, tomato and cucumber, and "ranch".......you tossed salad eater, you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    yeah I was wondering who the flavor was for.....were you surprised the flavors aren't lettuce, tomato and cucumber, and "ranch".......you tossed salad eater, you!
    See Daisy, just goes to show that The Onion isn't as clever as they could be. Nice job.

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    What up G?
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

 

 

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