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    Default Mistaking Cleanser for Cheese can be Deadly

    WASHINGTON DC-- A senate subcommittee on household safety heard shocking testimony today regarding the rising number of accidents associated with the application of grated cheese to pasta, salads and other dinnertime favorites. The problem, presenter Dr. David Kurd quickly pointed out, has nothing to do with the cheese itself.

    "It's the packaging," he said. "It just so happens that some of the leading brands of cheese toppings come in shaker containers that look just like the ones abrasive cleansers come in."

    "Unfortunately, for hundreds of Americans each year, they're literally 'dead ringers,'" Kurd quipped. "The visually impaired, persons using medication or alcohol, and senior Mafiosi seem particularly vulnerable to grabbing the wrong item and poisoning themselves, but it's a mistake that can happen to anyone"

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    We've had both products in my house for as long as I remember, and not once did anyone ever try to scrub the toilet with spaghetti cheese.

    People are such fucking idiots.

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    "Unfortunately, for hundreds of Americans each year, they're literally 'dead ringers,'" Kurd quipped. "The visually impaired, persons using medication or alcohol, and senior Mafiosi seem particularly vulnerable to grabbing the wrong item and poisoning themselves, but it's a mistake that can happen to anyone"

    I'm calling bullshit on this.
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    That is fuckin nasty cheese anyway. Nothing beats fresh parmesan.

 

 

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