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    Default Boo Hoo, My Hot English Teacher Had Sex With Me


    By Lex November 01, 2013 @ 6:07 PM
    I don’t know if it’s all the hormones in their McDonalds or just the pervasive cultural diminishment of the penis but boys have become big old pussies. When I was a teen and you won the sex lottery with your emotionally disturbed but good looking English teacher, you pulled down your pants and you did as you were told and you were happy. You didn’t run to the adults to rat out the 34-year old hottie who invited you to the park for quickies. You even resisted bragging to your friends because you were worried the good thing might go away.

    If you can accurately describe the tramp stamp on the shorn pubic area of your horny high school English teacher, you have been given some level of Karmic gift that ten previous crappy lifetimes must’ve paid for. Way to throw it all away to ‘do the right thing’. Now she’s going to be locked up. God forbid she should fulfill the sexual fantasies of other sixteen year old boys who aren’t total pussies. Yes, I know. Please send me letters about how sexual assault is sexual assault no matter the circumstance so I can send you responses about how you don’t know shit about sixteen year old boys.
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    I agree with you to a point. However, this is now sometimes getting down into the 6th grade, and that's fucking rape, no matter how you slice it.

    But eleventh and twelth graders? 99 times out of 100, those guys know what they are doing, and they are damn glad they are doing it. I just don't think they are being taken advantage of in many cases. I know that is sexist...ok.

    However, once they come forward, it has to be prosecuted, because you don't want to insinuate that it is ok for a 40 year old dude to be having sex with a 15 year old girl. You have to prosecute both, not prosecuting the women sleeping with the boys weakens the possible prosecution of the men sleeping with the girls.

    God, I felt creepy just typing that out.
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    Yes, it has to be prosecuted. I just can't imagine the 16/17 year old me being traumatized by banging my hot math teacher. It's so alien.
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    I've said this repeatedly.

    How stupid can these guys/students be?

    If I was 16-17 and my teacher wanted to have a go....NOBODY is finding out. NOBODY.

    I'd want, every time I walked into Math class, to know that I was conquered by the same woman who is teaching everybody else how to carry over the integer.


    It would be nothing short of AMAZING.
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    of course it has to be prosecuted...it's misconduct.....it's rape

    education is a profession that requires dedication, patience, talent and a high standard of behavior

    people who go into the profession because they like the idea of three months summer vacation or because want to bang students bring disgrace to an honorable profession

    I often wonder what it must be like to be a priest and to have to carry the shame of those pedophile priests when you've done nothing but serve Christ and your community

    must be the same thing to be a young pretty high school teacher these days

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    God damn is she hot. What a score by that kid!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MF5150 View Post
    I've said this repeatedly.

    How stupid can these guys/students be?

    If I was 16-17 and my teacher wanted to have a go....NOBODY is finding out. NOBODY.

    I'd want, every time I walked into Math class, to know that I was conquered by the same woman who is teaching everybody else how to carry over the integer.
    Yeah, I totally agree. .....of course you'd want no one to know, but at the same time, you'd also want EVERYONE to know!! I think at that age of wanting to be cool and wanting others to think I'm cool, I would have to tell someone about the ultimate "cool" thing that I was doing. Of course you'd want it to be a secret, but at that age, with that hot teacher, who can keep that secret?? And then, of course, that friend would be jealous and want to spoil your good time and blab to everyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    God damn is she hot. What a score by that kid!


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    Quote Originally Posted by wombattt View Post
    As evidenced by a certain hit song by a certain band that this website happens to discuss from time to time.
    This guy. He gets it.

 

 

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