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    Default Palin Said Jesus Celebrated Easter!

    And SHE could have been potentially a heartbeat away from being president? Can't wait to see how this gets spun. At least she is still nice to look at and very bangable.


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    Sarah Palin claimed today that Jesus Christ celebrated Easter during his time on Earth.

    In an interview with Fox and Friends this morning, the former Alaska governor promoted her new book about the left's "war on Christmas" and argued that all Christian holidays should return to the traditional versions practiced by Jesus.

    "It makes me so gosh darn angry," Palin explained. "The liberal left in this country has targeted Christian holidays and is trying to secularize them right out of existence.

    "When Jesus celebrated Easter with his disciples there were no Easter bunnies or egg hunts. There were no Easter sales at department stores or parades in the street. Easter was a special time of prayer and Christian activism.

    "Jesus would gather all the townspeople around and would listen to their stories about the meaning of Easter in their lives. Then he would teach them how to love one another, how to protest Roman abortion clinics and how to properly convert homosexuals.


    "You can't even do things like that these days without getting called out by some wacko left-wing human rights group. Christians had more freedom under Roman rule than we do now in our own country! We need to return Easter back to the way it was when Jesus was alive."

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    Easter is a Christian holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ on the third day after he was crucified by the Romans in the 1st century A.D. It is the most important holiday for Eastern and Orthodox Christians, and also has great significance in the West.

    Because Easter is a celebration of Jesus's resurrection from the dead, it is highly unlikely that he celebrated the holiday before his death. Its first recorded instance is sometime in the mid-2nd century. This seemingly obvious fact was not lost on the Fox and Friends team, who instantly challenged Palin's assertions.

    "Sarah, you know that we love you," started co-host Brian Kilmeade. "I can understand if you think Christian holidays have become too secular and you want to return to the days of the early church. But you have to know that Jesus never celebrated Easter right? I mean you have to know that. What do you think Easter celebrates?"

    "Well, Brian, Easter celebrates, you know, sticking it to all the liberal lefties out there who want to be taking our guns and our freedom," Palin responded. "It celebrates the rights of the unborn and the right to religious freedom, to not have government come in and tell you who to believe in and who not to ..."

    "It celebrates the death and resurrection of Jesus," Kilmeade interrupted. "It celebrates his death and resurrection from the dead. Now Sarah, tell me how can Jesus celebrate his own death before he died?"

    Palin stared blankly into the screen for about 15 seconds, before co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck cut to commercial.
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    Default Piers Morgan Spreads Fake Story Trashing Palin

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    The Daily Currant is a satire site, but that didn't stop CNN primetime anchor Piers Morgan from gleefully tweeting out a Currant story attacking Sarah Palin, without noting that the story was untrue. Moreover, nothing on the page indicates the article is satire. The fake story ridiculed Palin for something she did not do: Claim that Christ celebrated Easter before his death:


    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journal...trashing-palin
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    Either way, that fact that people would believe that she would say that shows how scary it was that she was so close to becoming VP.
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    when I started to read this at first I thought...yeah she's that dumb...but when I got to the "gathering townspeople together to talk about the meaning of Easter in their lives and how to 'properly convert homosexuals'" I immediately thought "The Onion"

    as much as I lack respect for her if it turns out that she said anything remotely like what was written I will eat my hat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddymon View Post
    And SHE could have been potentially a heartbeat away from being president? Can't wait to see how this gets spun. At least she is still nice to look at and very bangable.
    Skin crawling duncery. The Links and Eddymon will live to see another day.

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    Funny-ass read though. And yes, i can see it happening. She has quite the verbal track record.
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    speaking of verbal track records...this one made me go

    So many run on sentences and dangling this and that and mid sentence thought switches that it make me laugh and think THIS is why Megyn Kelly has the job and not SP. If you had to listen to her everyday you would question whether English is her first language


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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    speaking of verbal track records...this one made me go

    So many run on sentences and dangling this and that and mid sentence thought switches that it make me laugh and think THIS is why Megyn Kelly has the job and not SP. If you had to listen to her everyday you would question whether English is her first language
    So, what was it that she said that you disagree with?
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    I don't think she is the ripest fruit on the tree, and I wouldn't vote for her, but I expected this to be some sort of thing where she misspoke or it was taken out of context.

    She's not THAT stupid.

    Don't feel bad. The Daily Currant fools a lot of people. I have friends of massive intelligence who have been fooled by their stories. They're like The Onion, but not nearly as well known.
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    Don't blame Sarah, blame the Easter Bunny. He's the one who told her that Jesus celebrated Easter ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MF5150 View Post
    Either way, that fact that people would believe that she would say that shows how scary it was that she was so close to becoming VP.
    Even scarier is the capacity of a good portion of our electorate to believe some of the actual quotes from people who go on to become our beloved elected officials.

    I'm not saying she should have become our VP, but good grief, look at the used car sales manager we have serving in that post today. "Oh hell, Martha, you don't need a semi-automatic pistol, just point that shotgun around the corner and let the bodies hit the floor!" Or words to that effect.

    In America, we have scary officeholders, and we have scarier choices to replace them. We've patented scary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MF5150 View Post
    Either way, that fact that people would believe that she would say that shows how scary it was that she was so close to becoming VP.
    People are fooled by satire sites quite often it seems like. I've seen people get on facebook posting some fairly outlandish stuff. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red View Post
    Even scarier is the capacity of a good portion of our electorate to believe some of the actual quotes from people who go on to become our beloved elected officials.

    I'm not saying she should have become our VP, but good grief, look at the used car sales manager we have serving in that post today. "Oh hell, Martha, you don't need a semi-automatic pistol, just point that shotgun around the corner and let the bodies hit the floor!" Or words to that effect.

    In America, we have scary officeholders, and we have scarier choices to replace them. We've patented scary!
    Don't forget our current Pres. Has a greatest hits package of his own. Remember when he said he visited "57 states".
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    Quote Originally Posted by bklynboy68 View Post
    Don't forget our current Pres. Has a greatest hits package of his own. Remember when he said he visited "57 states".
    Did that include Puerto Rico and East Virginia?
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Coulda Hada VH View Post
    Did that include Puerto Rico and East Virginia?
    Don't forget Chicago and then Illinois!
    Just go for it!

 

 

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