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    Disclaimer: This is meant to be funny, guys! Don't take it seriously!


    Okay, I'm a horror fanatic and I'm a Van Halen fanatic. For years now, the holy grail of horror movies for fans like myself would be bringing horror's biggest and arguably best-loved icons together in one movie. Those characters being Nightmare on Elm Street's Freddy Krueger and Friday the 13th's Jason Vorhees. Rumors of a Freddy vs. Jason movie has gone back to as far as 1986! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] This movie has had so many rumors it puts our boys to shame. There are a countless number of scripts that have been rejected and the guy they finally got to direct, horror-effects Rob Bottin (Seven, John Carpenter's The Thing) ducked out almost two years ago. Since then, the status of the movie has been hinted about a bunch of times by star Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger) but it STILL has not taken off. Now let's examine the creepy parallels:

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    F vs. J: Both films series have faced a steady decline in box office takes and this movie would no doubt hit box office gold.

    Van Halen: Both David Lee Roth and the three original members of Van Halen have faced a steady decline in sales and this tour would no doubt hit box office gold.

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    F vs. J: Star Robert Englund has hinted the movie is being made, leading fans to believe that it is happening and starting near-frenzies on internet message boards.

    Van Halen: Bassist Michael Anthony has hinted the reunion is happening, leading fans to believe that it is happening and starting near-frenzies on internet message boards.

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    F vs. Jason: The status of the film has been commented on by numerous outside sources, with reports ranging from pre-prodution to post-production.

    Van Halen: The status of the album has been commented on by numerous outside sources, with reports ranging from the band still in the songwriting phase to post-production.

    There it is folks, yes, the tenth Friday the 13th movie coming out this summer, and this is total waste-of-time bullshit but I was really bored and didn't want to work on my papers and I thought this might be funny.

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    That's... um... yeah.
    "Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."

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    Wow, I really was bored! Sorry, guys.

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    Maybe someone can get Freddy and Jason to go over to 5150 and scare the new album out of them? Whatever works to get some news out of these guys I'm for. Even if it is paranormal.
    "Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com

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    Hey there is a cool Alice Cooper song about Friday the 13 called Man Behind The Mask. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

    I also saw a neat Freddie Kruger toy by Mcfarlane. LOL!
    Right Now you're reading my post!


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