Follow us on...
Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Facebook Watch us on YouTube
Register
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 31
  1. #1
    Top Of The World
    Join Date
    01.05.12
    Posts
    177
    Last Online

    12.17.17 @ 09:19 PM
    Likes
    24
    Liked 92 Times in 39 Posts

    Default 3-6-9 Time! WTF?!?

    So, in Good Enough...

    The line where Sam says, "It's 3-6-9 time!"....

    I looked it up.

    Yuck.

    It's swinger terminology for a man licking a pussy that is being penetrated by another man's thingy.

    Stay classy, Sammy Hagar.

    Your pal,
    Dr. Penis M.D.

  2. #2
    Atomic Punk MF5150's Avatar
    Join Date
    06.05.04
    Age
    29
    Location
    Toronto
    Posts
    16,331
    Favorite VH Album

    Balance
    Favorite VH Song

    Seventh Seal/Me Wise Magic
    Last Online

    12.17.17 @ 11:57 AM
    Likes
    299
    Liked 415 Times in 250 Posts

    Default

    Some things are just best left unexplored, unexplained and/or unanswered.
    Last edited by MF5150; 10.13.13 at 10:55 PM.
    My man, when you are fantasizing, don't go for attainable, you can get attainable at the local Applebee's. - Dave's Dreidel

  3. #3
    Good Enough ignorance_is_bliss's Avatar
    Join Date
    04.26.10
    Age
    32
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    2,008
    Favorite VH Album

    Women and Children First
    Favorite VH Song

    TIE! Humans Being and HAIL
    Last Online

    09.07.17 @ 09:37 PM
    Likes
    9
    Liked 90 Times in 37 Posts

    Default

    So your name is Dr Penis but in your post you call a penis a "mans thingy".

    Does that not strike you as contradictory?

    Sent from my GT-S5570 using Tapatalk 2

  4. #4
    Atomic Punk Raldo's Avatar
    Join Date
    01.11.00
    Location
    Cromwell, CT USA
    Posts
    17,200
    Favorite VH Song

    Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
    Last Online

    12.17.17 @ 05:53 PM
    Likes
    1,840
    Liked 1,484 Times in 905 Posts

    Default

    Wished I never read the first post.
    Remember the Heroes - 9/11/01

    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

    "High speed, low drag."

    "Look at all the people here tonight!!!" - 10/5/07, 5/20/08 Mohegan Sun

    Congratulations to Van Halen as part of the Class of 2007 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

    Cinco de Cabo @ Foxwoods: "A giant party with live music" - S. Hagar

    got tequila?

    http://keepitaliveforever.com

  5. #5
    ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Number 47's Avatar
    Join Date
    10.08.06
    Posts
    29,884
    Last Online

    12.17.17 @ 11:54 AM
    Likes
    1,881
    Liked 6,851 Times in 3,588 Posts


    Premium Member

    Default


  6. #6
    Atomic Punk edwardv's Avatar
    Join Date
    12.13.01
    Age
    59
    Location
    hanover pennsylvania
    Posts
    10,040
    Favorite VH Album

    diver down
    Favorite VH Song

    drop dead legs
    Last Online

    12.17.17 @ 03:05 PM
    Likes
    4,489
    Liked 2,390 Times in 1,492 Posts


    Premium Member

    Default

    What is understood need not be discussed.
    EVH 1979: Well, actually it's not much of a vacation, because we run everything ourselves. We design our own album cover, we have to be in the office every day to sign checks - the whole corporation revolves around us. Nothing can be done without our approval. We even have photo approval.

  7. #7
    ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Number 47's Avatar
    Join Date
    10.08.06
    Posts
    29,884
    Last Online

    12.17.17 @ 11:54 AM
    Likes
    1,881
    Liked 6,851 Times in 3,588 Posts


    Premium Member

    Default

    I've always thought it was a threesome between two girls and a guy, but if Van Halen is Dutch for the brothers being pussies, I guess anything is possible.

    What ever is misunderstood needs to be discussed.

  8. #8
    Banned!
    Join Date
    09.21.13
    Age
    47
    Location
    Space Station 5
    Posts
    1,380
    Favorite VH Album

    Balance
    Favorite VH Song

    Mine All Mine/The Seventh Seal
    Last Online

    05.16.15 @ 10:42 AM
    Likes
    370
    Liked 213 Times in 135 Posts

    Default

    I thought it was slang for a threesome, in which two girls are in a 69 and the guy is doing his thing. That sounds okay.

  9. #9
    Good Enough ignorance_is_bliss's Avatar
    Join Date
    04.26.10
    Age
    32
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    2,008
    Favorite VH Album

    Women and Children First
    Favorite VH Song

    TIE! Humans Being and HAIL
    Last Online

    09.07.17 @ 09:37 PM
    Likes
    9
    Liked 90 Times in 37 Posts

    Default

    I heard it was three pairs of couples engaged in a 69 spaced evenly apart.

    From there, the more adventurous types can add additional couples, 3 at a time, stacked upon each other like a jenga.

    Sent from my GT-S5570 using Tapatalk 2

  10. #10
    Good Enough
    Join Date
    05.23.00
    Location
    ..this desperate part of town.
    Posts
    2,308
    Last Online

    12.16.17 @ 08:42 AM
    Likes
    562
    Liked 281 Times in 135 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Penis M.D. View Post

    Stay classy, Sammy Hagar.

    Your pal,
    Dr. Penis M.D.
    Ironic?
    Sings like a bird. Rocks like a pig.

  11. #11
    Atomic Punk Dave's Dreidel's Avatar
    Join Date
    01.10.05
    Age
    47
    Location
    Kate Upton's Closet
    Posts
    37,945
    Favorite VH Album

    Alex, Dave, Ed and Mike
    Favorite VH Song

    The songs with Ed on them
    Last Online

    12.17.17 @ 03:33 PM
    Likes
    3,517
    Liked 18,190 Times in 8,988 Posts

    Default

    On ADKOT, DLR says "use my hand, I won't look" and in the Deluxe edition he references a "California reach around" if memory serves (you don't want to know!).

    But Sam is the one "not classy?"

    When did this become the VH Moral Majority Links?
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

    David Lee Roth did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it!

    Preferred pronouns: he/him/his

    Hurricane Halen - Let's all gingery touch our sword tips!!!

    DONATE TO THE LINKS YA CHEAP BASTARDS!!!!

  12. #12
    Atomic Punk
    Join Date
    11.05.06
    Location
    there's a sleepy town
    Posts
    8,193
    Favorite VH Album

    fair warning/ 5150
    Favorite VH Song

    happy trails/ dreams
    Last Online

    07.09.17 @ 07:00 PM
    Likes
    3
    Liked 1,832 Times in 988 Posts


    Donor

    Default

    Sam's yucky.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    Utilize. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

    I love coffee and sarcasm.

    RJD \m/


    Sig Pic courtesy of Greenpaw

  13. #13
    On Fire Pizza Man's Avatar
    Join Date
    03.16.07
    Age
    44
    Location
    RI
    Posts
    406
    Favorite VH Album

    1984
    Favorite VH Song

    Drop Dead Legs maybe
    Last Online

    12.17.17 @ 09:08 PM
    Likes
    127
    Liked 173 Times in 104 Posts

    Default

    This is a badass town.
    Kevin

  14. #14
    Top Of The World
    Join Date
    01.05.12
    Posts
    177
    Last Online

    12.17.17 @ 09:19 PM
    Likes
    24
    Liked 92 Times in 39 Posts

    Default

    Firstly, you guys caught me being ironical with calling it the man's thingy, and the stay classy line. Trying to infuse some humor.

    Secondly, wtf, Sammy! Vulgarity. Makes Spankline seem like a nice little song about a telephone.

    And I am huge Sammy fan. Love Sammy, own every album.

    I wonder who the other guy he is doing this with is. Every online literotica I've read about "369", basically ends up with one guy blowing the other. At the time if he was engaging in this activity, it seems like he and Eddie were very close. I've been reading them feverishly since finding out the meaning, studying them if you will, and I am only finding the guy, guy, girl scenario.
    I'm quite bothered by this, and the way I feel must be similar to Judas Priest fans who sang along emphatically to "London Leather Boys" and similar songs.

    We would ride around in the local parking lot blasting this song, yelling at the top of our lungs, "It's 3-6-9 Time!", like we were cool or something.

    We were definitely not being cool.

    Things that make me go hmmmmm.

    Your pal,
    Dr. Penis M.D.

  15. #15
    Atomic Punk
    Join Date
    11.10.10
    Location
    North Wales, United Kingdom
    Posts
    10,172
    Favorite VH Album

    Love 'em all! (esp. F.U.C.K)
    Favorite VH Song

    The Dream Is Over
    Last Online

    12.04.17 @ 04:15 PM
    Likes
    1,571
    Liked 1,228 Times in 845 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Penis M.D. View Post

    I wonder who the other guy he is doing this with is. Every online literotica I've read about "369", basically ends up with one guy blowing the other. At the time if he was engaging in this activity, it seems like he and Eddie were very close. I've been reading them feverishly since finding out the meaning, studying them if you will, and I am only finding the guy, guy, girl scenario.
    I'm quite bothered by this...
    See? See what Sam could've included in his book??? All this time, people were getting on Sammy's case about the boozed-up / drugged-up / living-in squalor-Ed-revelations, and all the while he was omitting their sordid 3-6-9 shenanigans, solely to protect his former buddy's reputation!

    Take it back, Sammy-haters! Take it back, and wash out your mouths with soap and water for ever doubting the moral rectitude of Sammy Hagar!!!

    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

    "Whatever you do, wherever you go, there you are..." Edward Van Halen 1986

    "You spend the first part of your life trying to make your mark, and the second part just trying to cover up your tracks"... Weesfreewheelin, 2012

    "Life's too short to stuff a mushroom"... Shirley Conran, 1975

    "You turn if you want to...The LADY is NOT for turning!"...Margaret
    Thatcher, 1980


 

 

Similar Threads

  1. I Think It's Time!!
    By Railrunner130 in forum Chickenfoot
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 01.22.11, 09:08 PM
  2. Worst Band of All Time: "All Time Low"
    By Little Dreamer in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Music Only)
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 08.14.09, 03:31 PM
  3. Long time lurker, first time poster...
    By Shy Stacey in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 40
    Last Post: 09.29.05, 02:20 PM
  4. Time to reset the mood fans, (photo time)
    By Eddymon in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 09.15.02, 05:53 PM
  5. TIME!
    By Eddymon in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 05.31.01, 01:58 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •