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    Default Free Vibrators For Furloughed Workers

    (Troy, MI) -- A Michigan-based sex-toy company is offering furloughed government workers another way to pass the time. Owner Tom Nardone tells "MLive" his company, PriveCo, is offering 200 free vibrators a day to furloughed government workers. All it takes is a visit to vibrators.com. A budget stalemate on Capitol Hill forced the partial government shutdown and sent thousands of workers home.


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    I understand this offer created quite a buzz in the community.

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    Well they are already getting screwed, right?


    They might as well take the offer. Have to do something to pass the time, right?
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    Hopefully that adds some needed relief to a tight situation.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    If they are as dumb as the leadership that has them furloughed they will all have chipped teeth.
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    I hope some of them don't chip their teeth with them! Dental premiums are gonna, "rise"!

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