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    Default Thanks, Obama.

    For the last two years, I've been planning this trip to Washington DC. I was getting pumped for it, and everything was all fine and well. I really wanted to see the National Archives, the Holocaust Museum, and EVH's guitar in the American History Museum.

    Of course, the day I fly out here, the government shuts down and everything closes. Now I'm stuck walking the streets and looking at roped off structures. Even the Lincoln Memorial is roped off; you can't get near Lincoln's statue! This is ridiculous! What the fuck are the odds of this happening the motherfucking day I get out here?!

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    How is this Obama's fault????

    Probably could have fit it into the Obama Sucks thread. Just sayin
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    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

    ďA patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.Ē

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluto View Post
    For the last two years, I've been planning this trip to Washington DC. I was getting pumped for it, and everything was all fine and well. I really wanted to see the National Archives, the Holocaust Museum, and EVH's guitar in the American History Museum.

    Of course, the day I fly out here, the government shuts down and everything closes. Now I'm stuck walking the streets and looking at roped off structures. Even the Lincoln Memorial is roped off; you can't get near Lincoln's statue! This is ridiculous! What the fuck are the odds of this happening the motherfucking day I get out here?!
    Don't feel bad---I work for N_SA and was sent home a couple of hours ago !
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    Sucks. Not sure it's Obama's fault, but rather a condemnation of DC politics as a whole.

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    They run out of whores in DC?
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    Congress is still open.

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    Go to the 930 club 10-2 Marky Ramone is there. Get in line now. Fuck the Smithsonian.
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    That really sucks. Sorry, man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    They run out of whores in DC?
    ^ This
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluto View Post
    For the last two years, I've been planning this trip to Washington DC. I was getting pumped for it, and everything was all fine and well. I really wanted to see the National Archives, the Holocaust Museum, and EVH's guitar in the American History Museum.

    Of course, the day I fly out here, the government shuts down and everything closes. Now I'm stuck walking the streets and looking at roped off structures. Even the Lincoln Memorial is roped off; you can't get near Lincoln's statue! This is ridiculous! What the fuck are the odds of this happening the motherfucking day I get out here?!
    Score some crack and buy a gun.

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    Delete. Wrong thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluto View Post
    What the fuck are the odds of this happening the motherfucking day I get out here?!
    Sucks Dude, sorry. Find a bar, have several, tip well. Cheers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    Congress is still open.
    Exactly. And still drawing a paycheck. Furloughed workers won't get their backpay, but congress won't lose a dime. Liars, thieves and whores.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    Congress is still open.
    Just tried to email my reps and no email due to shutdown.
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