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    This was copied from metal-sludge.com who got the article from Guitar Magazine I think. This is the first time for me reading it, but maybe you all have already, anyway........it's also got comments from the Metal-sludge writers at the end........funny!

    Former VAN HALEN frontman Sammy Hagar is a true believer of extraterrestrial life outside this planet and solar system as well as intelligent life observing humans in their everyday lives.
    "It's been a long, long time, but back in about '68, in Fontana, California, I had this unbelievable experience that would take this whole interview to even go into," Hagar told Guitar World magazine recently. "But I'm a firm believer — have seen, have felt, have been contacted three or four different times. I have received information that has been valuable in my life from those people, and they have used me. I'm gonna sound like a complete nut here, but they have used me in an experimental fashion. The easiest way to put it is that they downloaded my brain information. When I was about 19 or 20, they downloaded everything that was in my head. And I caught 'em doin' it! I woke up in the middle of the night, thinkin', 'What's goin' on?' They were like, 'Oh, my god, he's waking up!' But this was all telepathy — there were no words being spoken. And as soon as I woke up — it was probably three o'clock in the morning — my whole room was so bright that I could hardly keep my eyes open. I was wide-awake, I could not move, eyes open, white room, they were still disconnecting — and when they did, it just went bang! Everything went back to normal, back to black. I was shaking, I almost passed out, I was sick to my stomach and almost had to throw up, it was so scary…
    "It sent me on a course of curiosity. I bought a telescope, and I started reading UFO books, and I just got into the whole thing. And since then, there have been three or four other contacts with the same group of people. I don't know who the fuck they are, but I've narrowed them down to a people called the Nine, who are called that because they're from the Ninth Dimension. I've named my publishing company the Nine Music after them. It's a crazy thing, man. But to me, anyone who thinks we're the only ones here, despite the vastness of the entire universe, is fucking crazy. Those people gotta be put away — not the guys having these contacts!" [laughs]

    JBN: Sammy just made Dave seem like the normal singer in Van Halen.
    OZZY: Let me get this straight....aliens downloaded what was in Sammy's head back in 1968 when he was in Fontana, California, in the middle of the night. Riiiiiighhhtttt. I think back around that time in that part of the country, a lot of fucking people were seeing aliens. It was called LSD!!
    TS: That Cabo Wabo Tequilla really packs a punch!
    DB: Extraterrestrial abduction my ass! Sammy's mistaken the original Montrose lineup for a group of aliens. Here's what really happened: One evening back in '73, after laying down tracks for "Space Station #5," Bill Church and Denny Carmassi got all fucked up with Sammy. Well, one thing led to another, and Hagar ended up getting the rectal probe. 20 years and a shitload of tequila binges later, Sammy's memory is a bit clouded, so I can see how he could deduce one event from the other. Just goes to show that drugs really *were* better in the seventies.

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    "Right Now.....Mike is thinking about a solo project."<br /><br />"Victory has a thousand fathers. Defeat is an orphan."

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    [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    "Just once I'd like to do the right thing and not get punished for it."

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    Here's a verse from the title track of Not 4 Sale:

    Yeah, I like drivin
    Stay up late just lookin at the stars
    Believe in God, believe in aliens
    UFO's in my backyard

    Sammy also wrote about aliens in the heavy-handed 5150 ballad, "Love Comes Walking In."

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    in my best kevin nealon voice [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] "psychoo..."

    if he really said this- then i think he needs to read up on a little thing called PHYSICS... the "ninth dimension" is not some remote part of the universe where aliens reside...

    i guess "reading" is not one of the skills sammy uses either...
    zach sanders<br /><br />"My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land"

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    This was posted a few weeks back, but I'll say now what I said then: [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    WHAT IS UNDERSTOOD NEED NOT BE DISCUSSED!

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    Marching to Mars:

    Is there life in the universe
    Yeah, there's life in the universe
    We'll find God in the universe
    We'll find God but we'll find life first
    If you want a little peace, sometimes you got to fight
    We got to walk through the darkness
    Before we stand in the light.
    -S. Hagar

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    I'll have what he's having [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

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    HOLD ON! Ed criticized Sammy of having LSD or USING LSD? hehehehehe
    You can lead a horse to water, but that still won't make him a duck!

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    "Hi. Mr Sales Assistant. Do you sell 'not for sale' "

    "What do you mean 'that makes no sense' ??"

    "me no speeaka the engleeesh!!"

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    Originally posted by Nature Boy:
    ...DB: Extraterrestrial abduction my ass! Sammy's mistaken the original Montrose lineup for a group of aliens. Here's what really happened: One evening back in '73, after laying down tracks for "Space Station #5," Bill Church and Denny Carmassi got all fucked up with Sammy. Well, one thing led to another, and Hagar ended up getting the rectal probe. 20 years and a shitload of tequila binges later, Sammy's memory is a bit clouded, so I can see how he could deduce one event from the other. Just goes to show that drugs really *were* better in the seventies.
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    Oh my GOD! I can't stand it... I wanna bash so freakin' bad I can't stand it. This one stands on it's own though. I couldn't even come close to saying anything as funny as what Sam has said himself. Maybe he ought to just stick to trying to slam Roth in interviews.

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    Drugs are bad. mmmkay?
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    [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

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    [ November 27, 2002, 05:38 PM: Message edited by: Goo ]
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