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    Evil woman steals ball from little girl

    really?

    really?!

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    What a COW-BAG!!!
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    Hope she enjoys the fires of Hell.


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    When I was a little kid, I was at a baseball game here in St. Louis. I was maybe 7 years old, and my family was walking through the concourse at the old Busch Stadium when all of the sudden a ball comes screaming through the opening that takes people out to the stands. This ball smacks me right in my ankle on a line drive and dribbles towards the back wall. Another kid (maybe 9 or so) runs to grab it, and this white trash hoosier* comes running in and slides after the ball, sandwiching the 9 year old up against the wall, smashing him and stealing the ball from his hands.

    He starts to run back to the stands holding the ball like: "yeah, look at me, I got a ball!" while the kid is lying there crying. Everyone around him just stared for a moment, not sure what to say. Finally some guy stopped him from walking off with it and made him give it up.


    * for those uninitiated in St. Louis lingo, a "hoosier," not to be confused with the Indiana variety, is a white trash or otherwise low class individual who frequents liquor stores and smoke shops, wears ratty old t-shirts, knows everything there is to know about everything (meaning they know more than you...always...and they are willing to fight about it), and usually hails from the Ozarks, south of St. Louis, or Southern Illinois. Found in their natural habitat, the male hoosier can be seen drinking Busch or Busch Light, listening to country or other southern rock like The Charlie Daniels Band, and mating with their leather-skinned-permed-hair partners.
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    based on the trajectory of the ball, i'm betting that was a player who was throwing the ball directly to the kid. Happens every game at MLB parls especially the seats directly on top on the dugout. I've sat in those seats a few times and your job as an adult if you get a ball is to find the nearest kid and give them the ball (not to pull the ball of their hands). The first time i brought my son to a game we had those seats and we got 3 balls (the first went directly to my son, the 2nd and 3rd i got went to the nearest child). If that was my kid this would have been a real test of my "never hit a woman" policy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    based on the trajectory of the ball, i'm betting that was a player who was throwing the ball directly to the kid. Happens every game at MLB parls especially the seats directly on top on the dugout. I've sat in those seats a few times and your job as an adult if you get a ball is to find the nearest kid and give them the ball (not to pull the ball of their hands). The first time i brought my son to a game we had those seats and we got 3 balls (the first went directly to my son, the 2nd and 3rd i got went to the nearest child). If that was my kid this would have been a real test of my "never hit a woman" policy.
    That's exactly right. It was being talked about on a local sports station here in Dallas. It was a foul ball, but the player saw the little girl and decided to throw her the ball. Enter Satan's wife....

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    I'm surprised the player didn't tell that woman the ball was for the kid.


    I've seen hockey players flip pucks over the glass intended for children and if an adult happens to catch it the player will make an effort to show whoever caught the puck that it was for the kid and that they should give it to them child.


    In closing baseball players are giant vaginas who obviously hate children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MF5150 View Post
    I'm surprised the player didn't tell that woman the ball was for the kid.


    I've seen hockey players flip pucks over the glass intended for children and if an adult happens to catch it the player will make an effort to show whoever caught the puck that it was for the kid and that they should give it to them child.


    In closing baseball players are giant vaginas who obviously hate children.

    in all fairness to the player their aim is pretty good and they just assume that an adult it gonna rip the ball out of the kid's hands. When Ricky Romero tossed Joseph a ball at my son's first game (ruined him for future games by the way - he just assumes the game doesn't start until the SP gives HIM a ball) he just threw the ball towards him and assumed it got to him (typically a safe guess).

    Hell in Toronto I've seen guys catch line drives in the crowd and get booed/guilted into passing the ball to a kid. Same with pucks at hockey games.

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    What a fuckin gash!
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    and this is how a 12 year old handles things


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    and her friends are all high five-ing her like she accomplished something...granted they couldn't see the kid but they saw that she kept the ball


    what is meaningless to her in a short time is a great memory for a kid for a lifetime


    way to ruin it asshole

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