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    Default A research team discovered something called "auto brewery syndrome"

    TEXAS -- A strange disorder out of Texas....a man felt drunk but didn't drink any alcohol. Researchers think they've gotten to the bottom of the mystery. For five years the victim struggled with feeling symptoms of being drunk. Some doctors thought he must have been a closet drinker, but a research team discovered something called "auto brewery syndrome" also known as "gut fermentation syndrome." That means in some people a yeast infection can cause fermentation in the intestines that can make people feel intoxicated. Tests also revealed that a specific combination of glucose and a high carbohydrate diet increased a patient's blood alcohol level well above the legal limit of point .08 percent. "He was dizzy and feeling unusual, his wife is actually a nurse. She was suspicious…that he smelled like alcohol and seemed like he was drunk and intoxicated. So he said he hadn't been drinking, she believed him, I believed him, so, we really tried to figure out what was going on with him." The doctor prescribed an anti-yeast medication, which cleared the problem right up.

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    I want that in pill form.

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    I'm not drunk, Sir....It's called "auto brewery syndrome".

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    so you have a gut full of active yeast, and you eat potatoes and make vodka? is that how that works?

    it would be better if you had a gut full of yeast, ate a little Mexican food and shit Ford Fiestas. now that would be profitable and who knows, maybe that's how they're made

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    There is also a rare weird syndrome in which people with certain cancers act and feel drunk after ingesting sugar. Can't remember the name of it, but I remember some poor lady on TV talking about it.
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