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    Default 'Ghostbuster' conducts exorcism of a woman with his penis

    Who ya gonna call? Probably not Huang Jianjun.

    The self-styled Chinese "ghostbuster" has been arrested after trying to conduct an exorcism with his penis.

    Jianjun allegedly told a woman, who came to him for help in seducing her boss, that he could rid the evil spirits in her vagina.

    But he could only do so if they had sex.

    "He explained that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her ó ghosts he could only catch with his penis," reports the Global Times.

    The woman, a spice shop worker from Guangzhou in Guangdong Province, coughed up $3,279 for the bizarre sexorcism.

    They met in a hotel room where Huang asked his alleged victim to strip naked and lie down to be checked over.

    He then persuaded her to have intercourse, but she contacted cops the following day.

    Huang was subsequently arrested. But he reportedly told officers he couldn't have had sex because diabetes prevents him from attaining an erection.




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    That guy is a piece of shit. Lock his ass up. I would even be okay with setting up the gallows and having a Huanging.

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    I'm actually impressed that it worked! lmao!!
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    I mean seriously....that's a pretty special pick up.

    Yo baby, you gots ghosts up in yo junk! Only my penis can fix it fo you!

    And it WORKED????
    #applause
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    Did the exorcism work?
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    What's a six letter word that rhymes with China?
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    Ya sure this guy's name wasn't Venkman?
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    Sounds like a 70s porno starring Huang Holmes.
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    What's a six letter word that rhymes with China?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Marc View Post
    Mulva!
    Or is it bovary?

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    No baby, that's just ectoplasm on the sheets. Don't worry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bklynboy68 View Post
    The woman, a spice shop worker from Guangzhou in Guangdong Province, coughed up $3,279 for the bizarre sexorcism.
    A monument to the gullability of women.
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