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    Michelle Obama, wife of the President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama, is releasing a HIP-HOP ALBUM!!!

    Hell hath officially frozen over. Everyday, simply beings observant watchers of what goes on around this Earth of ours, we come across some mind-blowing acts of extreme absurdity, something completely unexpected, and something that is all thing ironic (don’t ya think?). Well, add THIS to that list….



    Yes, you read that correctly, Missy Obizzy (as we like to call her), is releasing a hip-hop album. And the title of the album is Songs for a Healthier America; now THAT is some gangsta shit. Apparently, it ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, for Miss O….as long as it’s not fried, that is.

    And it’s not just Michelle and the girls singing over some heady beats, she actually got the following artists, celebrities and sports stars to help America bring down that waist line:

    Reverend Run (Run DMC)
    Doug E. Fresh
    Jordin Sparks
    Travis Barker (Blink 182)
    Matisyahu
    Dr. Oz
    Ashanti
    Iman Shumpert

    Oh, and there’s more stars where that came from. For the album, Michelle Obama teamed up with Partnership for a Healthier America and Hip Hop Health. You can check out the first track “Everybody” here. It does have to be noted, all kidding aside, that Missy Obizzy doesn’t actually sing, nor rap, on the album; it’s all speaking parts. Still, the thought is funny enough, in and of itself. It’s tough to hate on somebody trying to do good, but we’ll be damned if this isn’t easy pickings. Tupac and Biggie are rolling over in their graves as we post this.

    Songs for a Healthier America Tracklist:

    01. Everybody (ft. Jordin Sparks, Doug E Fresh, Ryan Beatty, Artie Green, Dr Oz and the Hip Hop Doc)
    02. U R What You Eat (feat. Salad Bar (Matisyahu, Ariana Grande, Travis Barker))
    03. Let’s Move (ft. Doug E Fresh, Artie Green, Chauncey Hawkins, Easy AD)
    04. Just Believe (ft. Ashanti, Gerry Gunn, Artie Green, Robbie Nova, Chauncey Hawkins)
    05. Veggie Luv (ft. Monifah and J Rome)
    06. Hip Hop FEET (Finding Exercise Energy Thresholds) (ft. DMC, Artie Green, and Chauncey Hawkins)
    07. Stronger (ft. Shayna Steele, Jeremy Jordan, Our Time, Nils Lofgren)
    08. Give Myself a Try (ft. Ryan Beatty)
    09. Jump Up (It’s a Good Day) Let’s Move version (ft. Brady Rymer and the Little Band That Could)
    10. Hip Hop LEAN (ft. Artie Green)
    11. Pass the Rock (ft. Iman Schumpert and Artie Green)
    12. Good Living (ft. Ashton Jones)
    13. Beautiful (ft. Daisy Grant and Artie Green)
    14. Change the Game (ft. The Happiness Club and Naledge)
    15. Wanna Jump (Let’s Move) (ft. Paul Burch and WPA Ballclub)
    16. Mother May I? (ft. Amelia Robinson)
    17. We Like Vegetables (ft. Los Barkers!)
    18. Get Up Sit Up (ft. Ian James and Ricky Baitz)
    19. One Step Forward (ft. Samite)

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    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??!! She better be using personal funds and not taxpayer's $$$.
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    That pic of her above looks like a shaved wookie.

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    Its pretty amazing that I can stand her husband a hell of a lot more than her.

    Seriously who is going to buy this album? Oh I know. Public schools. This is up there with the "Just Say No" campaign.

    I don't think our First Bitch realizes that kids don't like healthy food. The issue isn't with what they eat, its with their lack of physical activity.

    Kids have always eaten terrible food. Its just that every generation is becoming more sedentary. A shitty hip hop album by Ru Paul isn't going to do shit

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    Just give us that great government cheese and replay the old PSA's.



    Glad Mrs. Obama could fit this all in between vacations.
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    who gives a fuck about this stuff? The woman is trying to do somthing f-ing helpful, how is this a bad thing? My god some people are in such need of a life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    who gives a fuck about this stuff? The woman is trying to do somthing f-ing helpful, how is this a bad thing? My god some people are in such need of a life.
    Fuck people that try to create a healthier environment for kids!

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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    who gives a fuck about this stuff? The woman is trying to do somthing f-ing helpful, how is this a bad thing? My god some people are in such need of a life.
    I fall roughly into the crowd that doesn't give a fuck, I guess. Traditionally, the first lady has a cause. This is Ms. Obama's. Hurray for her. Do my roll my eyes a little? Yes. Do I really care all that much? Not really.

    I particularly don't care if it's voluntary. "Kids, eat better!" Boom. Done.

    But if they start trying to shove government-subsidized wheat down our throats, I'm gonna start caterwauling...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickslide View Post
    I fall roughly into the crowd that doesn't give a fuck, I guess. Traditionally, the first lady has a cause. This is Ms. Obama's. Hurray for her. Do my roll my eyes a little? Yes. Do I really care all that much? Not really.



    I particularly don't care if it's voluntary. "Kids, eat better!" Boom. Done.



    But if they start trying to shove government-subsidized wheat down our throats, I'm gonna start caterwauling...



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    I'm just amazed this is news and that anyone cares. I can't honestly remember anyone saying "look at that laureen harper (our pm's wife) with her anti bullying and animal welfare campaigns. What's up with her?". No one on the left (she's conservative) goes after her cause (1) she's unelected and (2) its fucking pathetic. She's trying to do something good (just like michelle obama). Good for both of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    I'm just amazed this is news and that anyone cares. I can't honestly remember anyone saying "look at that laureen harper (our pm's wife) with her anti bullying and animal welfare campaigns. What's up with her?". No one on the left (she's conservative) goes after her cause (1) she's unelected and (2) its fucking pathetic. She's trying to do something good (just like michelle obama). Good for both of them.
    I don't see anyone on the right going after Michelle either. It was news worthy in the same way anybody releasing an album makes it news worthy on a music news website and as far as the NYdaily news goes, it's entertainment news. Just because a few members here have a problem with it doesn't mean the entire right wing of our government gives a shit about it one way or the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    who gives a fuck about this stuff? The woman is trying to do somthing f-ing helpful, how is this a bad thing? My god some people are in such need of a life.
    Her raising awareness is not a bad thing. Her strong arming schools into using "her" prescribed lunches is something totally different. If it comes from the Surgeon General? Sure., It comes from a dietary panel that proposes several views, sure. Coming form the First Lady? I got a problem with that.

    Sorry but SHE WASN"T ON THE BALLOT!

    I understand first Ladie's take on projects that are dear to their hearts. Great. Don't make policy though. That is Congress and the Presidents job.

    Anyway yes this is a harmless CD but I am tired of seeing her. I am overexposed by a person that wasn't elected and isn't the Royal Family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    That pic of her above looks like a shaved wookie.
    Shit man, I just sent a chewed Blue Diamond Almond out my nostril. Surprisingly painful.
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    Willow Smith (Will Smith's) daughter has an album I think.... So this does not surprise me. It gets harder and harder to feel surprised about anything we see or hear.
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