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    Default Oregon woman loses $500 worth of sex toys in car break-in



    A thief in Sandy, Oregon made off with multiple people’s possessions in a series of car break-ins at an apartment complex. But, according to Portland’s Fox 12 News, one of the five victims had a more exotic list of items to report stolen, a cache of sex toys she said she’d assembled for a bachelorette party.

    “I can’t believe it,” said Chelsey Coutts said to Fox 12′s Ben Senger. “I’m still in shock.”

    Worse, said Coutts, than losing the items to a thief was having to inventory them for a peace officer. “It was horrible,” she said. “(The officer) kind of started laughing, but he felt bad so he asked me to describe everything in detail, and it was just horrible.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocknblues81 View Post
    Absolutely gutwrenching. Reminds me of this equally heartbreaking story.



    Losing something you treasure dearly can be infuriating and heartbreaking. That's how Earlie Johnson felt after his $7,500 porn collection was stolen from his Michigan home. In addition to his extensive library, the robbers also stole three flat-screen television sets.

    The 43-year-old Johnson estimates that his collection of porn is worth nearly $8,000 because it features extremely rare films featuring African-American adult actresses that date back to the 1970s. "I had a collection that had every African American that's ever been in porn, from the 70s up until now," he said. "My collection was the best in Michigan—a guy in Connecticut told me that."

    At the moment, police don't have any leads, but adult film company boss Mike Kulich has a generous offer for Johnson. Kulich, the owner of Monarchy Distribution, is willing to give Johnson a number of movies as well as two free passes to next year's Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

    Johnson, the self-proclaimed "Hugh Hefner of Muskegon," was blown away by the offer.

    “That right there was heartwarming for people that didn’t even know me to show me that much love,” he said. “I say many thanks to those people out there that would want to help me out."
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocknblues81 View Post
    Oregon woman loses $500 worth of sex toys in car break-in
    sounds like an inside job

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amish Van Halen View Post
    he said. "My collection was the best in Michigan—a guy in Connecticut told me that."
    ........

    Sorry, that really struck me funny.

    Must be true....guy in Connecticut...you know...legit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amish Van Halen View Post


    Johnson, the self-proclaimed "Hugh Hefner of Muskegon," was blown away by the offer.
    this is the part that clued me into this story being fake

    the Hugh Hefner of Muskegon....considers himself bicoastal because he has trailers in both Port Huron and Muskegon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amish Van Halen View Post
    Absolutely gutwrenching. Reminds me of this equally heartbreaking story.



    Losing something you treasure dearly can be infuriating and heartbreaking. That's how Earlie Johnson felt after his $7,500 porn collection was stolen from his Michigan home. In addition to his extensive library, the robbers also stole three flat-screen television sets.

    The 43-year-old Johnson estimates that his collection of porn is worth nearly $8,000 because it features extremely rare films featuring African-American adult actresses that date back to the 1970s. "I had a collection that had every African American that's ever been in porn, from the 70s up until now," he said. "My collection was the best in Michigan—a guy in Connecticut told me that."

    At the moment, police don't have any leads, but adult film company boss Mike Kulich has a generous offer for Johnson. Kulich, the owner of Monarchy Distribution, is willing to give Johnson a number of movies as well as two free passes to next year's Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

    Johnson, the self-proclaimed "Hugh Hefner of Muskegon," was blown away by the offer.

    “That right there was heartwarming for people that didn’t even know me to show me that much love,” he said. “I say many thanks to those people out there that would want to help me out."
    Classic! The guys last name is JOHNSON.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    this is the part that clued me into this story being fake

    the Hugh Hefner of Muskegon....considers himself bicoastal because he has trailers in both Port Huron and Muskegon
    Some things are just too good to be fake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocknblues81 View Post
    a better headline would be "community abuzz with news of sex toy theft"

    or something like that...

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    Well, at least if / when the culprit gets apprehended the handcuffs shouldn't be a problem...
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    Worse, said Coutts, than losing the items to a thief was having to inventory them for a peace officer. “It was horrible,” she said. “(The officer) kind of started laughing, but he felt bad so he asked me to describe everything in detail, and it was just horrible.”
    So horrible, she went on television to talk about it...
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