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    Default Heather Locklear says semen has anti-aging benefits.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3101168.html

    It's already been proven that Heather Locklear is doing a bang-up job aging with grace. (Seriously, she looks the same age as her 15-year-old daughter.) So when the 51-year-old actress offered up the secret to her great skin, we listened closely... and were subsequently grossed out.

    In an on-camera conversation with TMZ reporters, she was asked if she had any recommendations for anti-aging skincare products. Her reply? "You just put semen on your face."

    Leaving aside the fact that we can't tell if she's kidding, we have reason to actually take this one seriously. Sure, the thought is gross (as are TMZ's puns on the matter -- "shot to the face," anyone?) but the research is there: Semen may have anti-aging benefits.

    Semen as an anti-aging treatment saw a spike in popularity (or at least curiosity) around 2009. Turns out spermine, one of the components of semen, is high in anti-oxidants and can be used to smooth out wrinkles. An enterprising Cosmo reporter even went and got a sperm facial at a swanky New York spa, confirming that her skin did feel smoother afterwards.

    None of which convinces us to start incorporating spunk into our beauty routines. But hey, have you seen Heather Locklear lately? Her skin looks amazing.

    Take it from Heather...
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    So, you blokes have got your own, personal, never-ending supply of anti-wrinkle treatment, which you can access at any time...Aside from using it on your own faces (nice!), I can now see great money-making potential for some of you - there are women out there who'll pay a fortune to ward off the aging process..!
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    Im callin BULLSHIT on this.

    I should be able to be a hand model by now.
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    I expect your palms are lovely and smooth, Mitch...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dibblekins View Post
    I expect your palms are lovely and smooth, Mitch...
    Well ya.


    I moisturize....


    So yeah.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MF5150 View Post
    Well ya.


    I moisturize....


    So yeah.....
    Oh, I think we've established that!
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    Call me, Ms Locklear. I will help keep you young for as long as I live.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MF5150 View Post
    Im callin BULLSHIT on this.

    I should be able to be a hand model by now.

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    Why isnt this woman the first female president yet?
    edit: Dana Delaney should be the first female president!
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    Anytime Ms. Locklear needs some baby batter I will be more than happy to assist.

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    Did anybody actually watch the video that was in that article? Christ! no wonder Janie gets all sour pussed when her and Ed try to get to the car. Heather sure is sweet and relaxed with all those vultures (and homeless) swooping.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 47 View Post
    Did anybody actually watch the video that was in that article? Christ! no wonder Janie gets all sour pussed when her and Ed try to get to the car. Heather sure is sweet and relaxed with all those vultures (and homeless) swooping.


    exactly.....I'm sure at some point it's exciting and of course it's part of the job when it's an event, but these people are getting swarmed while they are waiting for their car after a private dinner


    and do we REALLY need photos of celebrities taken thru windows of nail salons ? or coming out of COSTCO?


    which reminds me.............are we ever getting OLO's review of Kirkland signature frozen pizzas

    I think he's had enough time......what's the big hold up?

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