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    Default Penis theft reported on the rise

    According to Louisa Lombard, a postdoctoral fellow in geography at the University of California, Berkeley, men in the tiny African village of Tiringoula have reported having their penises stolen.

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    Michael Mann should be all over this. Pacino reprises his role. De Niro can be in flashback sequences. Josh Brolin could be brought in.


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    Man, that's rude. How can a man play "just the tip" without a penis?
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    Excuse me while I go take a whiz...










    OMG!!! IT'S GONE!!!MY PENIS IS GONE!!!

    (Goes outside and starts calling;

    "Here, penis, penis, penis, penis! Where are you? Oh Belvedere, come here boy!"

    (gets beaten up while searching for his lost member by a group of homophobes)

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    maybe their penis is just an "innie" either that or they have a whole culture that does not understand the concept of "shrinkage"

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