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    Default Well, we can all sleep well tonight...

    We can all sleep well tonight knowing that the ranking member of the House Committee on Financial Services is on the case in solving the nation's financial problems.

    Per Maxine, "the sequestration may cost 170 million jobs".

    There are only 134 million people currently working in America, but I am sure if anyone can figure out how to lose more jobs than we have, Maxine is the one for the job.

    I feel confident in our future that such an incredible Mensa candidate is there to make sure TARP funds get into her husbands pocket, and to make America once again the driver of the world's economy.

    She gets in front of cameras as supposedly one of our financial masters, and she doesn't even know the difference between the federal funds rate and the discount rate.

    She tried to grill Goldman Sachs on their credit card fees...Goldman Sachs doesn't issue fucking credit cards.

    She is a fucking joke, and yet, she is one of the most powerful people in our national financial system.

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    You need to get a little closer to get a quality up-skirt shot.

    At least that is what Low says.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

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    This is the same brain surgeon that gave us this gem. Someone had some fun with it on YouTube.

     "He has a swaggering retro machismo that will give hives to the Steinem cabal" -Camille Paglia on Donald Trump

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    "My beef is people thinking Bon Jovi is good cuz they sold lots of records to housewives." -tango

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    There are idiots all throughout Congress, but she is on a different level of stupid.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    This dumb bitch can't close an umbrella.

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    There needs to be a proficiency test prior to running for Congress. Hell they don't even drug test those bastards!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fuddman5150 View Post
    This dumb bitch can't close an umbrella.
    +1 for the Jackie Gleason inspired reference

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    Quote Originally Posted by edwardv View Post
    There needs to be a proficiency test prior to running for Congress. Hell they don't even drug test those bastards!
    It's appearant that no one ever tested these Waters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIC View Post
    It's appearant that no one ever tested these Waters.
    This is a type of water that needs a touch of more chlorine!

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    170,000,000 jobs? Really? No, really??!! Sigh

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    Thats right up there with Bush saying Mission Accomplished or Joe Biden telling the paralysed vet to stand up.
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    When you have an generally stupid electorate, you say what you can to win your political points with little to no consequence. The truth doesn't matter when the average American has become as dumb as a box of rocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    When you have an generally stupid electorate, you say what you can to win your political points with little to no consequence. The truth doesn't matter when the average American has become as dumb as a box of rocks.
    That should be a quote under Obama's high school yearbook picture.

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    Anyone remember Cynthia McKinney, former Democratic House rep from Georgia? She could've given 'ol Maxine a serious run for her money in the stupidity department....



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