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    Default Fortune-cookie maker cuts out the romance after parental complaints

    The world’s largest fortune-cookie manufacturer has cut out the romance, removing loving messages after complaints from parents.

    “Some parents sent us e-mails. They said they didn’t want their kids reading them,” Derrick Wong, a vice president at Wonton Food, which is based in New York’s Brooklyn borough, told the New York Post. “Different people have a different perspective.”

    “One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes,” “Romance and travel go together,” “The evening promises romantic interest” and “A romantic mystery will soon add interest to your life” are among some of the messages the company has chosen to remove, according to The Post.

    “Romance and travel, for example,” said Danny Zeng, another vice president at Wonton. “Suppose you’re on a business trip with a colleague, that doesn’t mean you want to have a romantic affair.”

    Mr. Zeng said that if he gets more than two or three complaints about a fortune, he’ll screen it out, The Post reports.

    “We want to put messages inside our cookies that don’t upset a single person. We don’t want customers to have negative feelings,” he added
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    For fuck's sake. Get a life.

    Of all the things for people to get worked-up about...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FredSavage View Post
    For fuck's sake. Get a life.
    Now this would be a bad fortune cookie.
    Posted from yo' mama's house.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FredSavage View Post
    For fuck's sake. Get a life.

    Of all the things for people to get worked-up about...
    Amen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasVic View Post
    Now this would be a bad fortune cookie.
    Oh, I dunno.....

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    It's not like kids are reading fortunes that say. "You're going to get you cock sucked tonight."

    Geez. I can't take much more of this PC bullshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stidham View Post
    It's not like kids are reading fortunes that say. "You're going to get you cock sucked tonight."
    That's what mine said today. The downside is that I won't be seeing my wife tonight, I am out on an audit with a dude from my office.

    I better start drinking now so I won't remember it.
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