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    Default The History of Wooing Women

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     "He has a swaggering retro machismo that will give hives to the Steinem cabal" -Camille Paglia on Donald Trump

    "Make way for the bad guy"- Tony Montana

    'This hamburger don't need no helper"- David Lee Roth

    "I wish Bon Jovi would've given me a call before he recorded all of his hits, because the lyrics would've been smarter, the melodies would've been much more smashing, and they would've sold a lot fewer records." -David Lee Roth

    "My beef is people thinking Bon Jovi is good cuz they sold lots of records to housewives." -tango

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    I take it from the blank space showing above, that not much wooing has taken place...ever.
    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

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    You don't need to "woo" most women anymore, they roll onto their back right after you say "hi".
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    How very boring - you'd think in this day and age they'd be prepared to adopt positions other than just that one...
    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

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    "You spend the first part of your life trying to make your mark, and the second part just trying to cover up your tracks"... Weesfreewheelin, 2012

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    If you wanna woo a woman, at least initially, pretend like she doesn't exist. Once you've played that stupid game long enough, then she'll cave and you have to acknowledge her existence and confirm that you enjoy said existence from time to time.

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    My single friends tell me it is even easier than that nowadays.

    Go online, look at her picture, ask her if she wants to fuck. If she says yes, make arrangements, if she says no, go to the next one.

    Pretty romantic, huh?
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

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    not sure what type of path this was originally supposed to take that landed it in "Music Only", but time to go to its rightful home...

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    WAIT, HERE IS THE LINK THAT WON'T UPLOAD.

    it is music related.

    Last edited by bklynboy68; 02.11.13 at 05:50 AM.
     "He has a swaggering retro machismo that will give hives to the Steinem cabal" -Camille Paglia on Donald Trump

    "Make way for the bad guy"- Tony Montana

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    "My beef is people thinking Bon Jovi is good cuz they sold lots of records to housewives." -tango

    "But being number one doesn’t really mean jack fuck all. We sold twice as many records as other records that year (1984) that landed in the Number One position." ~Eddie Van Halen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    My single friends tell me it is even easier than that nowadays.

    Go online, look at her picture, ask her if she wants to fuck. If she says yes, make arrangements, if she says no, go to the next one.

    Pretty romantic, huh?
    Charming, I'm sure. I'm not surprised your single friends are single if that's how they conduct themselves.

    Thanks goodness not all relationships that have their origins on the internet are like that.
    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

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    Didn't say I was partaking or condoning that lifestyle dibs, but plenty of men are, and it incredibly easy for men to get laid now.

    I have a friend who is on all those adult "dating" sites, and he can be meeting a woman within an hour of logging on, it's crazy.

    As long as there are easy women, there will be men to take advantage of it.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

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    Did anyone see the video? LOL
     "He has a swaggering retro machismo that will give hives to the Steinem cabal" -Camille Paglia on Donald Trump

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    "My beef is people thinking Bon Jovi is good cuz they sold lots of records to housewives." -tango

    "But being number one doesn’t really mean jack fuck all. We sold twice as many records as other records that year (1984) that landed in the Number One position." ~Eddie Van Halen

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    Did anyone see the video? LOL
    You mean this one?



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    When I was single, I would woo women by asking "do you want to go halves on a bastard?" 60% of the time it worked every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggysmalls View Post
    60% of the time it worked every time


    Yogi Berra comes to mind.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    Didn't say I was partaking or condoning that lifestyle dibs, but plenty of men are, and it incredibly easy for men to get laid now.

    I have a friend who is on all those adult "dating" sites, and he can be meeting a woman within an hour of logging on, it's crazy.

    As long as there are easy women, there will be men to take advantage of it.
    Not related to women, as such, but that "Grinder" site for gay men springs to mind...Don't know whether it's known or used in the States - but, having seen my gay friend using it, I have to say I was horrified! Basically, it works by tracking your GPS and then letting men in your area know that you're available for a quick shag. Bleeeuuuuurrgghh.
    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

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