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    Default Ron Jeremy, CRITICAL CONDITION...

    Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital ... and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart ...

    Ron's manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ ... 59-year-old Ron drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain. Docs examined the legendary porn star ... and discovered the aneurysm.

    According to Esterman, Ron's condition has worsened and he was transferred to the ICU. He's currently being prepped for surgery.

    Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together ... including, "Super Hornio Brothers," "High Heels, Low Standards," and "A Christmas Orgy."
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    I hope he pulls out.. Pulls through.. I mean, I hope he pulls through

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    Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital ... and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart ...

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    Here is hoping the Hedgehog is ok

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    It's hard to believe that ugly MF'er made his living screwing women.
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    He has not aged well at all.
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    I'd rather never see another picture of this dude ever, fully clothed or otherwise.
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    I thought that was the name of a new film he was in.

    CRITICAL CONDITION.

    But honestly how do you top High Heels, Low Standards?


    Can't wait to see him in his next flick, False Teeth Make For a Velvety Suck

    Get well soon, RJ.
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    This guy gives hope to all us ugly mutherfuckers everywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoBandit View Post
    He has not aged well at all.
    I don't think he started well either. lol

    Get well soon, Ron!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by edwardv View Post
    This guy gives hope to all us ugly mutherfuckers everywhere.
    Only if you have a 9 inch penis!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    Only if you have a 9 inch penis!
    Lol .. Just a bit shy i must say
    WHAT IS UNDERSTOOD NEED NOT BE DISCUSSED

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    Only if you have a 9 inch penis!
    That is all it takes? Hell, I have two of those.....

    (Problem is that I work for them)
    It is what it is

    I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said

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    young ron jeremy


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