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    Got marriage problems? It may be due to your "awful-looking" wife, according to Pat Robertson.

    The Christian televangelist is taking heat over comments he recently made on his "700 Club" show in response to a 17-year-old who wrote to "Maxim" magazine about how his father never pays attention to his mother, Slate reported.

    "I'm 17 years old and Iíve noticed that there has been a change in my fatherís behavior," he wrote. "He spends too much time at the computer playing a war game. Iíve noticed how alone my mom feels. I just want my father to spend more time with my mom. What should I do? How can I talk to my father? I feel shame for him. Please help."

    Robertson initially suggests the boy try to get his parents out of the house on some kind of romantic getaway.

    Then it gets weird.

    Robertson continues, "You know, it may be your mom isnít as sweet as you think she is; she may be kind of hard-nosed. And so, you say, itís my father, heís not paying attention to mom, but you know mom ..." he trails off, chuckling.

    He then goes on to say "awful-looking women" can be blamed for other marital problems, The Huffington Post reported.

    "A woman came to a preacher that I know, and she was awful looking. I mean, her hair was all torn up and she was overweight and looked terrible, clothes bad and everything," Robertson said. "And she said, 'Oh, Reverend, what can I do? My husband has started to drink.' And the preacher looked at her and said, 'Madam, if I was married to you I'd start to drink too.'"

    Robertson has been married to his wife, Adelia, since 1954.

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    Please don't lump the rest of Christianity in with this dumb ass.

    Just like with every group, there are some good, some bad, and some who are fucking moronic idiots.

    He falls into the last category.
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    BTW, it is estimated that his net worth may be as much as $1 billion dollars.

    Man of Christ indeed. He follows the tenet of "What would Jesus do?" to the letter.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

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    What did he say that was so verboten? Fucker nailed it.
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    Duck LL, duck.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    Funnily enough, having talked to my my Mum's female friends about this sort of thing, it tends to be the men who let themselves go in a marriage - fat, scruffy, smelly, etc etc, whilst the women still regularly go to the hairdresser's, wear make-up, buy nice clothes, go on diets, do exercise, etc...

    Slight double standards, methinks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dibblekins View Post
    Funnily enough, having talked to my my Mum's female friends about this sort of thing, it tends to be the men who let themselves go in a marriage - fat, scruffy, smelly, etc etc, whilst the women still regularly go to the hairdresser's, wear make-up, buy nice clothes, ...

    Women never stop spending money - we know.

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    Yes, you do tend to spend money when you're miserable..!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dibblekins View Post
    Yes, you do tend to spend money when you're miserable..!
    i believe you might have that order in reverse my dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dibblekins View Post
    Funnily enough, having talked to my my Mum's female friends about this sort of thing, it tends to be the men who let themselves go in a marriage - fat, scruffy, smelly, etc etc, whilst the women still regularly go to the hairdresser's, wear make-up, buy nice clothes, go on diets, do exercise, etc...

    Slight double standards, methinks!
    A) Men are smelly, it is just how we are. There is a reason we go through deodarant and cologne like Rosie O'Donnell at a dessert buffet.

    B) Men are scruffy, it is just how we are. Shave face and trim hair, yes. Shave body hair. No. We are men, we are hairy, get over it.

    C) Fat, well, there is no excuse for that, but the other two is just how it is.

    D) I wear a nice suit almost every day of my life, so the clothes thing don't fly either!
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    Quote Originally Posted by It's Mike View Post
    Women never stop spending money - we know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    I have much to say but it will offend pretty much every woman here so I'll keep quiet.
    You do realize you just offended them anyway so may as well go ahead & spill it.
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