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    GERMANY is poised to reinstate an old law banning sex with animals after a sharp rise in incidents of bestiality — and even the pimping of farm animals.

    The country's parliament is due to debate changes to the national Animal Protection Code this week, with the agricultural committee of the Bundestag pledging fines of £20,000 for a first offence.

    Bestiality dropped off the statute books as a crime in 1969 but in recent years incidents of it have mushroomed along with websites promoting it.

    There are even "erotic zoos" for perverts to visit and abuse animals ranging from llamas to goats.

    Hans-Michael Goldmann, chairman of the agriculture committee, said the government aimed to forbid using an animal “for individual sexual acts and to outlaw people ‘pimping’ creatures to others for sexual use”.

    But pro-zoophilia campaign group ZETA — Zoophiles Commitment to Tolerance and Enlightenment — vowed to challenge any ban on bestiality.

    Chairman Michael Kiok said: “Mere concepts of morality have no business being law.”
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    Well, I guess I am going to have to cancel my plans for next summer. If they won't let you ass fuck a llama, why go to Germany?


    On a more serious note...what the fuck is wrong with people? In the modern world you can get laid for free in about thirty minutes, no matter how fucking ugly you are. Why would anyone want to do this?
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    I love animals too, but not in that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    But pro-zoophilia campaign group ZETA — Zoophiles Commitment to Tolerance and Enlightenment — vowed to challenge any ban on bestiality.

    Chairman Michael Kiok said: “Mere concepts of morality have no business being law.”
    Un. fucking. real.

    What went wrong in these peoples lives that made them think having sex with animals was part of a healthy lifestyle and perfectly normal???

    That this "chairman" would show his face or subject himself to being outed is beyond belief!!! It goes without saying how fucking sick this is, but this asshole talks about morality like it's a bad thing. It's IMMORAL to fuck ANYTHING or ANYBODY without there consent. It's called RAPE! Every time I have ever heard about these sick ass sexual stories, it has always, 9 times out of ten come from Germany. There is a sick fucking strain in the DNA over there.

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    A black day for Llama fuckers everywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboChris View Post
    Un. fucking. real.

    What went wrong in these peoples lives that made them think having sex with animals was part of a healthy lifestyle and perfectly normal???

    That this "chairman" would show his face or subject himself to being outed is beyond belief!!! It goes without saying how fucking sick this is, but this asshole talks about morality like it's a bad thing. It's IMMORAL to fuck ANYTHING or ANYBODY without there consent. It's called RAPE! Every time I have ever heard about these sick ass sexual stories, it has always, 9 times out of ten come from Germany. There is a sick fucking strain in the DNA over there.
    graeme lives over there, why are you surprised? On another note, Eurasian wild boar come from the Black Forest of Germany.......let's see 'em try to fuck one of those......I might even be impressed.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboChris View Post
    ...it has always, 9 times out of ten come from Germany
    The other time it came from Enumclaw.
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    Once you go donkey you never go back??

    I didn't realize there was such a large problem with this that a law was required.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkstar View Post
    graeme lives over there, why are you surprised? On another note, Eurasian wild boar come from the Black Forest of Germany.......let's see 'em try to fuck one of those......I might even be impressed.......
    Ok, that fucking made me laugh out loud.
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    I can't say I'm shocked coming as it does from a nation that rabidly worships this.


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    You're going to hell for posting that, just thought I would let you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboChris View Post
    It's IMMORAL to fuck ANYTHING or ANYBODY without there consent. It's called RAPE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    Amen.

    HAHA!

    Brilliant, LL!

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    A black day for Llama fuckers everywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    Amen.

    On the phone with them right now.
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