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    Default Uma Thurman, 'Nymphomaniac'? Actress Joins Lars Von Trier Film

    Uma Thurman is ready to have onscreen sex for Lars Von Trier. Thurman -- last seen wearing an array of decorative scarves on "Smash" -- has signed on for an unspecified role in "Nymphomaniac," Von Trier's upcoming film about sexual exploration.

    The controversial Von Trier -- best known for "Antichrist," "Melancholia" and those comments he made at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival about understanding Adolf Hitler -- has assembled a large cast for "Nymphomaniac," which will actually wind up being two feature films by the time its finished. In addition to Thurman, Shia LaBeouf, Stellan Skarsgard, Christian Slater and Jamie Bell are set to co-star. Charlotte Gainsbourg is the film's star, and "Nymphomaniac" focuses on her character's sexual history. (Nicole Kidman was also loosely attached to the film, but it's unclear whether Thurman is replacing her.)

    "Nymphomaniac" made waves over the summer when it was revealed that the film could include real-life sex between its stars.

    "[The movie] is what you think it is," LaBeouf said to MTV about the sex scenes. "It is Lars von Trier, making a movie about what he's making. For instance, there's a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we're doing it for real. Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening."

    LaBeouf reportedly sent Von Trier actual sex tapes to campaign for the role, though that might have been a tad unnecessary.

    "When we call this a porno, it's meant ironically but irony doesn't work well in print," LaBeouf's co-star Stellan Skarsgard told THR."The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

    For more on Thurman, head over to THR. "Nymphomaniac" should come out some time next year.


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    Quote Originally Posted by evhisagod View Post
    Uma Thurman is ready to have onscreen sex for Lars Von Trier. Thurman -- last seen wearing an array of decorative scarves on "Smash" -- has signed on for an unspecified role in "Nymphomaniac," Von Trier's upcoming film about sexual exploration.

    The controversial Von Trier -- best known for "Antichrist," "Melancholia" and those comments he made at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival about understanding Adolf Hitler -- has assembled a large cast for "Nymphomaniac," which will actually wind up being two feature films by the time its finished. In addition to Thurman, Shia LaBeouf, Stellan Skarsgard, Christian Slater and Jamie Bell are set to co-star. Charlotte Gainsbourg is the film's star, and "Nymphomaniac" focuses on her character's sexual history. (Nicole Kidman was also loosely attached to the film, but it's unclear whether Thurman is replacing her.)

    "Nymphomaniac" made waves over the summer when it was revealed that the film could include real-life sex between its stars.

    "[The movie] is what you think it is," LaBeouf said to MTV about the sex scenes. "It is Lars von Trier, making a movie about what he's making. For instance, there's a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we're doing it for real. Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening."

    LaBeouf reportedly sent Von Trier actual sex tapes to campaign for the role, though that might have been a tad unnecessary.

    "When we call this a porno, it's meant ironically but irony doesn't work well in print," LaBeouf's co-star Stellan Skarsgard told THR."The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

    For more on Thurman, head over to THR. "Nymphomaniac" should come out some time next year.


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    Forget his “Transformers” co-star Megan Fox, actor Shia LaBeouf apparently thinks his mother is the “sexiest” woman he knows.


    In a new interview with Playboy magazine, the actor reveals some unusual thoughts about the woman who gave him life, reports Star magazine.


    "Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."


    According to the interview, which Star magazine says it obtained, while the “Transformers” star was growing up, his mother often liked to walk around the house naked, even when young LaBeouf’s young friends were over.


    "All of them would just be naked around the house,” LaBeouf tells Playboy of his mom and her friends in the June issue. “That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You've got your little buds over, and Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."


    The actor also said that marijuana use was casual, but that he saw what “drugs can do to you.”



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    Great news becoz of Uma Thurman. Now if they could just remove Christian Slater and Shia LaBeouf from the movie, that would rock. Not interested in seeing these guys "in action."
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    Quote Originally Posted by bklynboy68 View Post
    I shudder to think who was in Shia's tape.
    She probably had a more masculine name then him. I think the only thing I liked him in was I Robot.
    Dealing with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rchop84 View Post
    She probably had a more masculine name then him. I think the only thing I liked him in was I Robot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by evhisagod View Post
    Nah, Constantine was the best

    He died
    Forgot he was in that.
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    I see a DVD rental in my future.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkstar View Post
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