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    Just when I thought we couldn't get more fucked in the head as a society.

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    Shocker that Alicia Silverstone is an endorser.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    I guess maybe if you never want to enjoy sex again.

    ...what I mean is...a mental thing...kinda like snapping your wrist with a rubber band every time you want a cigarette only magnified by a million....and opposite. .....

    That sounded stupid, but you probably get what I mean.
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    So Alicia is into a little BDSM apparently

    It takes all kinda I guess
    It is what it is

    I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said

    I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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    Cumming while you are giving birth...it just ain't right, not at all. Is the husband allowed to fap while this is going on? He's supposed to share in the birth experience, right?

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    isn't she the one who was pre chewing her kid's food and feeding him by spitting in his mouth

    it's like garden variety howling -at- the- moon- naked-crazy isn't good enough anymore and they have to find new craziness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Hill View Post
    isn't she the one who was pre chewing her kid's food and feeding him by spitting in his mouth

    it's like garden variety howling -at- the- moon- naked-crazy isn't good enough anymore and they have to find new craziness
    Oh, that's her alright.

    And yeah, she's bat shit crazy.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

    David Lee Roth did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it!

    Preferred pronouns: he/him/his

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