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    I see the "Spammy" and fat jokes here every day.

    So, in the interest of truth, who is fatter... Sammy or you?

    Since I've seen the crowds at VH, Sammy and Dave shows, I know for a fact that most of the fans at the shows could use a Slimfast instead of another round of Cabo Wabo.

    So tell the truth before you post another Round Rocker joke. Are you fatter than Sammy?

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    Dude I am so skinny I have to use chapstick for deoderant.

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    I am leaner than Samuel.

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    Me, by far. and not ashamed of it.
    Those that say money cannot buy hapiness don't know where to shop.

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    But I do have all my hair!
    Those that say money cannot buy hapiness don't know where to shop.

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    sam's fatter than i. but i luckily have some meat on me, unlike dave and ed.

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    me 6'4", 185
    sam 4'6", 581
    [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by swampash:
    me 6'4", 185
    sam 4'6", 581
    [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
    ROTFLMFAO

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    I'm not fat at all. So the answer is Sammy.

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    Everyone here is a male model....
    CHICAGO WHITE SOX - 2005 WORLD CHAMPIONS

    The Chicago White Sox (1901-present) - The Original SOX - Proof

    The Boston Americans (1901)
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    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

    2007 Fantasy Football Champion

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    I can pretty much guarantee I am the thinnest guy on this site, what do I win? [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    Sammy outweighs me by about 100 pounds. He is 250+ right?

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    Your all Lying!!! I got fat the same time Sammy did. About two years ago. The same time I started to not care what others thought of me, and became truly happy. I now enjoy my day, my music, and myself. Fat and happy. Never trust a skinny cook!
    Sam's got the right idea. If your all so skinny, you must be doing narcotics.

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    Originally posted by Liamh3:
    If your all so skinny, you must be doing narcotics.
    I resent that, and as retaliation I'm not going to let you borrow my crack pipe!! [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

    The goods on me......

    thinner than Sam [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    balder that Dave [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Romeo Delight
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    Alright, Who has more fuzz on their teeth than Dave has over his frontal lobe? Now that's a topic! I just copped Glen's pipe!

 

 

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