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    Default Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors

    Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.

    According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.



    The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

    Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

    It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.



    The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

    A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'
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    Where's the fun in that?
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    That hole is to low for me to enjoy... bad back and all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    So basically you're fucking a robot. Cool.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JakeK21 View Post


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    Being made in China, this machine probably sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heisenberg View Post
    Being made in China, this machine probably sucks.
    Yes, yes it does.

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