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    #5 Dave just lost out on that night clerk job at Motel 6 to some guy dressed in red, reeking of tequila, and muttering under his breath about that Danniels mother##@!@@%

    #4 In a sudden, surprise move, the State of California today anounced they are cutting all Medicare funding for Dutch born immigrants with hip and neck problems.

    #3 Dave then lost his place in the unemployment line to some guy in a shiny black suit who kept grabbing his own ass and that Danniels mother&%$#@!$

    #2 Mike is getting nervous as Ed is overheard saying,"Hey Britney, your pretty hot, can you play bass?"

    #1Brett Norton anounces that if he has to read another "Gary is gay" or "Dave is better, No Sammy is better" thread, he will turn this place into Culture Club links.

    Take this (pitiful) attempt at humor with a grain of salt as I truly like all these guys. Well, maybe not that Danniels mother#$$%@!@.......

    [This message has been edited by Buddhist Riff (edited August 07, 2000 at 11:10 AM).]

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    LOL!

    That was good, Buddhist Riff!!

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    Those reasons were pretty good dude. Here's mine:

    5. Eddie discovered that playing the tuba is harder than he thought.

    4. Dave discovered that Rogaine is more expensive than he thought.

    3. Mike discovered that being janitor at 5150 has gotten old quick.

    2. Alex discovered that being drummer for Hanson is harder than he thought.

    1. Valerie has discovered that she's sick and tired of Eddie laying around the house all day.


    Like the man said folks, don't take any of this seriously.

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    LMFAO!!!

    My 1 reason that they should reunite:

    The world will be a happier place when
    the greatest rock and roll band is
    back in their rightful place.

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    May the Phoenix that is Van Halen rise again!

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    ROFLMAO!! I have to say, this is by far the best topic I have read in Main Discussion in quite awhile. Thanks guys

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    You can't take yourself too seriously. Funny as hell Buddhist Riff.

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    That's funny Budhist Riff. I especially like 5, 4 and 3 but all of them were funny as hell.

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    Awesome, Buddhist riff, Awesome!

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    In best Joe Pesci voice "Do I amuse you like a f@#!ing clown?"

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    damn, funny. haven't laughed so hard since EBAS started. thank you.

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    $$$$$.....Yes Money is the only thing motivating Van Halen nowadays. They kicked Gary out of the band because they were not making the amount of money they were use to. That is exactly why they are doing the reunion. I know it, they know it, and everyone in the world knows it. Do I really fucking care? FUCK NO! But, I have to type the truth. Eddie Van Halen is gonna deny the money aspect, like always. You know what they say,"oppostites attract". That is why Sammy is no longer in Van Halen. He was just like Eddie. He only cared about the money. Where as DLR only cares about the fans.Peace out bros.

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    madden . . . you're crazy!!
    It's definately #2 on Buddhist Riff's list!
    Mike feels threatened by Britney Spears, so he's been pushing for the reunion, so he would still be included!

    That's why the reunion is happening, man!
    And don't you forget it!!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buddhist Riff:
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    Not to worry....sometimes a thread can turn
    a different direction....

    madden, you seeing funny tonight?


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    You know what VH2000, you are probaly right!Ha Ha Peace out bro.

 

 

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