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    Default Chuck Norris: If Obama is re-elected, prepare for of '1,000 Years of Darkness

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    Norris Warns of '1,000 Years of Darkness'
    By AMY BINGHAM and JILIAN FAMA | ABC OTUS News – 4 hrs ago
    quicklist: 1 title: Chuck Norris Warns of '1,000 Years of Darkness' If Obama Re-Elected text: Action film actor and martial artist Chuck Norris issued a grave warning to America's voters this week: Head to the ballot box, or sentence your children to "1,000 years of darkness."
    Norris, along with his wife Gena, filmed a two-minute video urging people to "unite for God and country" by casting their ballots against Obama this November.
    "Our great country and freedom are under attack," Norris says in the video, first posted to World Net Daily. "We are at a tipping point and quite possibly our country as we know it could be lost forever if we don't change the course our country is headed."
    Quoting former President Reagan, Gena Norris warns that the country has a "rendezvous with destiny."
    "We will preserve for our children this last best hope for man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into 1,000 years of darkness," she said, quoting one of Reagan's 1964 speeches. "If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done."
    While the couple never mentioned any candidates by name in the video, Norris was a strong supporter of former presidential candidate Newt Gingrich during the Republican primary race.
    In an equally apocalyptic op-ed in January, Norris cautioned that "civilization is on the brink."
    "We need a veteran of political war who has already fought Goliath, because he will be facing Goliath's bigger brother," Norris wrote in the WND editorial, adding that Gingrich "is the best man left on the battlefield who is able to outwit, outplay and outlast Obama and his campaign machine."

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    Gotta love when people try to scare others into voting a certain way. Wow.
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    Good Lord. ONE politician is not going to bring about the Apocalypse in America. I'm so tired of all this finger-pointing at how awful America will be if Obama is re-elected or Romney elected. Policies will change but America will not plunge into the depths of Hell for 4 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The J Man View Post
    Good Lord. ONE politician is not going to bring about the Apocalypse in America. I'm so tired of all this finger-pointing at how awful America will be if Obama is re-elected or Romney elected. Policies will change but America will not plunge into the depths of Hell for 4 years.
    1000 years of hell, get it right man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cabomiro View Post
    Gotta love when people try to scare others into voting a certain way. Wow.




    Yeah, that's just crazy!

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    as if having to switch to those derned compact flourescent bulbs wasn't bad enough, now we're threatened with 1000 years of darkness.....

    if Obama wins I'm going to just stock up on regular lightbulbs, cause I'm not going to spend 1000 years in bad lighting...no way no how.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The J Man View Post
    Good Lord. ONE politician is not going to bring about the Apocalypse in America. I'm so tired of all this finger-pointing at how awful America will be if Obama is re-elected or Romney elected. Policies will change but America will not plunge into the depths of Hell for 4 years.
    We're not there?
    It is what it is

    I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said

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    Yeah, that's just crazy!

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    And we started paying attention to Chuck Norris' opinions.... when, exactly? Is it because he was so funny as a parody of himself on the internet?

    BTW - why not a million years of darkness? What difference does it make? Even if Obama is elected, I've only got another 40 or so years of darkness ahead. Big whoop. I'm betting on the sun vs. Chuck Norris' crazy anyways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burning Tires View Post
    And we started paying attention to Chuck Norris' opinions.... when, exactly? Is it because he was so funny as a parody of himself on the internet?

    BTW - why not a million years of darkness? What difference does it make? Even if Obama is elected, I've only got another 40 or so years of darkness ahead. Big whoop. I'm betting on the sun vs. Chuck Norris' crazy anyways.
    Don't worry, we all have Eva Longoria's speech to look forward to. I can't wait to hear the pearls of wisdom coming from that bimbo's mouth.
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