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    Don't stay wet: EVH beach towels

    Even though he's exhausted from touring, Ed is so selfless, compassionate and generous with his time that he thought about us, the fans. See? How lucky we are! He noticed that whenever we go to the beach and go for a swim, there is a big problem. We come out of the water wet!

    Worry no more and rejoice, here comes...


    NEW EVH BRAND STRIPED LACELESS SLIP ON SHOES
    AND BEACH TOWEL AVAILABLE NOW


    Tuesday, August 14, 2012 (Los Angeles, CA) Eddie Van Halen and partner FEA Merchandising are proud to announce the release of EVH Frankenstein striped laceless slip on shoes
    and beach towels.

    Following the popularity and success of his striped tennis shoes, this newly updated, laceless version features cool "slip-on" wear ability with a stealthy "blackout" toe cap and sole for looks that are sure to draw compliments. The new design is available in all three EVH stripe
    color themes.

    High quality 100% cotton construction with a plush feel is the appeal of the new Frankenstein striped beach towel. Perfect for any outdoor occasion - beach, pool or picnic, there will be no mistaking whose colors you're loyal to when you take this towel along with you to the event.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Dreamer View Post
    Even though he's exhausted from touring, Ed is so selfless, compassionate and generous with his time that he thought about us, the fans. See? How lucky we are! He noticed that whenever we go to the beach and go for a swim, there is a big problem. We come out of the water wet!

    Worry no more and rejoice, here comes...


    NEW EVH BRAND STRIPED LACELESS SLIP ON SHOES
    AND BEACH TOWEL AVAILABLE NOW


    Tuesday, August 14, 2012 (Los Angeles, CA) Eddie Van Halen and partner FEA Merchandising are proud to announce the release of EVH Frankenstein striped laceless slip on shoes
    and beach towels.

    Following the popularity and success of his striped tennis shoes, this newly updated, laceless version features cool "slip-on" wear ability with a stealthy "blackout" toe cap and sole for looks that are sure to draw compliments. The new design is available in all three EVH stripe
    color themes.

    High quality 100% cotton construction with a plush feel is the appeal of the new Frankenstein striped beach towel. Perfect for any outdoor occasion - beach, pool or picnic, there will be no mistaking whose colors you're loyal to when you take this towel along with you to the event.
    So...what? Are you actually surprised by this? Ed would sell ham if he could stripe it.

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    Cool, I'll definetly get some of those towels to VanHalenize my bathroom.

    Id also like to get an EVH frankenstien design rain coat for my dog. I noticed someone else with one and it looked cool, but didn't notice them at the VH store.
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    Cool!!
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    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

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    I'll grab a towel, but the slip on shoes are ugly....
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    First time you accidently run a towel through the wash on warm or hot water, you get a Eddie VH Technicolor Yawn 2004 Special Edition towel.

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    See the new EVH Sneakers and Towels:

    What's New at VanHalenStore.com

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    Merchandising my friends.

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    I have a question about these striped items (something that actually kind of bothers me). Why don't any of the black stripes go all the way through? I'll still get a towel or two, but was just wondering if anyone knew or had an opinion on the design.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVHWolf View Post
    I have a question about these striped items (something that actually kind of bothers me). Why don't any of the black stripes go all the way through? I'll still get a towel or two, but was just wondering if anyone knew or had an opinion on the design.
    Surprised no one answered this yet. It's because that's how the black stripes are on Eddie's original Frankenstein guitar.

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    So where are the pictures of these new items?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Hausman View Post
    Surprised no one answered this yet. It's because that's how the black stripes are on Eddie's original Frankenstein guitar.
    For the most part, but aren't there a few that "wrap around?"
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    Very cool new items if they carried my size (16) i would get a pair.
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    And people thought I was kidding about the shower curtain.

    Just one step closer.


    (and just to clarify...I think it would look awesome)
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