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    BEEVILLE— There was nothing inherently different about Ernesto Garza when he walked into the newspaper office with a piece of foil folded in half.

    An older man who attends La Amistad Adult Daycare, Garza walked in, sat down and said, “I have something to show you.”



    “I was sitting just like I am now,” Garza said. “I ate more than half of my taco, then a fly was flying around, so I grabbed the flyswatter, and I hit it, and when I looked down, I saw it.”

    It was the face of Jesus looking up at him from his half-eaten tortilla.

    “I’d been eating it and hadn’t seen it,” Garza said. “It made me a little nervous. I was wondering what was going on here.”

    Nothing like that had ever happened at the center before, though they do have Bible study and prayer meetings for the clients.

    And, while it’s the first occurrence at the center, Jesus has appeared on a tortilla before.

    Just this past March, a man in New Mexico saw an image of Christ on his tortilla, on Ash Wednesday no less.

    And a film titled Tortilla Heaven, starring George Lopez, is about the very subject.

    But another odd thing happened before Jesus’ face appeared to Garza.

    “I usually get up and go to the counter to get my taco,” Garza recalled. “But this morning, a little girl, about five years old, brought my tacos to my table.”

    A 5-year-old girl he had never seen before until the fateful Wednesday morning.

    “I know her grandma,” he said. “But I didn’t know the little girl.”

    So, what will become of the Jesus tortilla?

    Garza has it wrapped up in the refrigerator for now. “I’m just going to wait and see what happens,” he said.

    With some calling it a miracle and a blessing and others claiming it’s just a coincidence, one thing is certain. The Lord works in mysterious, and sometimes delicious, ways.

    Paul Gonzales is the entertainment writer at the Bee-Picayune and can be reached at 358-2550, ext. 116, or at thescene@mySouTex.com.

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    Looks more like Rob Zombie to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    Looks more like Rob Zombie to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    Looks more like Rob Zombie to me.
    That's exactly what I thought. We need to let this guy know about Rob and set his shit straight.

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    i was thinking Charles Manson.

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    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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    Mufasa !!
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    Jesus ........ not just for breakfast anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    Jesus ........ not just for breakfast anymore.
    Holy Taco!!
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    It has to be a Russian taco - Looks to much like Rasputin

    It is what it is

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    You know what is sad to me? That this guy actually took the time, to walk into a newspaper office and show them this.

    What's even sadder is that they decided to run with it.

    These "religious icons seen in mundane objects" stories are lame. No offense to voivod, just don't understand why they're reported on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaboChris View Post
    You know what is sad to me? That this guy actually took the time, to walk into a newspaper office and show them this.

    What's even sadder is that they decided to run with it.

    These "religious icons seen in mundane objects" stories are lame. No offense to voivod, just don't understand why they're reported on.
    No offense taken, and your opinion is exactly is why I bolded the following...

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    Entertainment writers doing news stories...
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    Dear Lord there are some dumb fucking people in the world.

    Yes, the Lord Jesus was so bored, that instead of doing anything else in the endless universe, he decided to make his image burn onto your fucking taco.

    Makes perfect sense.
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    Fuck all of you.

    It's Jim Morrison.


    Let's move on.
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    Yep, he's alive and working in a taco kitchen in Texas.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

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