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    Van Halen gets a new lead singer...not Dave but someone else...someone completley different like...I don't know...Axl Rose.

    Then they go out on a "Van Halen Soap Opera" tour with Gary and his new band opening up, followed by Sammy bustin' out some new tunes and some classics like "Heavy Metal". Then Dave comes on with a band he threw together 15 minutes before the show...maybe he could have that little Pepsi girl playing guitar (like on the new Pepsi/Kiss ad I have seen on tv recently).

    Then VH with Axl Rose would come out and do a smokin' 2 hour show with pyrotechnics and female midgets with g-strings jumping around on stage.

    For the finale, Everyone would come on stage- Dave, Eddie, Alex, Mike, Sammy, Gary, Axl, and the Pepsi girl- and sing "Where Have All The Good Times Gone?". Then wind the show up with a rendition of "Happy Trails".

    Hey, I'd pay to see it. If only to bring my shotgun and take a shot at that damn annoying Pepsi girl!



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    ...and then couldthisbemagic woke up

    That was one hell of a dream!!!

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    **burp** damn! Shouldn't have had those beef & bean burritos before bedtime! I guess I'll never learn. I should probably stay away from the acid as well, huh?


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    That's a weird idea, funny though.

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