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    Default "...it tightens everything on the outside. Looks like a 12-year old,”

    Jessica Canseco Gets Lady Parts Lasered On New Show

    Jessica Canseco, ex-wife of baseball star Jose, has joined a group of women who were married to famous men for a new show on VH1, “Hollywood Exes”.



    The show follows the women–who are all varied as far as their love lives go–as they try to carve out their own niche in L.A. The exes include Mayte Garcia, who was married to Prince; Nicole Murphy, who was married to Eddie Murphy; Andrea Kelly, who was married to R. Kelly; and Sheree Fletcher, who was married to Will Smith.

    While some of the women are ready to find love again–namely Mayte, who hasn’t found true love since her relationship with Prince ended, although she was engaged to Tommy Lee briefly–some of the others, like Jessica, say the last thing they need is a relationship. She does, however, undergo a laser vaginal rejuvenation treatment on camera, as Nicole Murphy watches.

    “Why?!” Nicole asks.

    “Girl…you should see what happens. It makes everything the same color, it tightens everything on the outside. Looks like a 12-year old,” Jessica replies.

    Other than that, the first episode is not without drama and big reveals, as it sees Mayte hire a matchmaker in an effort to find a man who won’t be intimidated by her past loves, and Jessica is approached by Jose with a very unorthodox proposition. Also, Nicole Murphy reveals that she had a huge amount of money stolen from her and is pursuing legal action involving her bank.

    Though the women are at different places in their lives, one thing they all agree on is that they want the public to see them as individuals, rather than staying in the shadow of their former loves.

    “Yes, we were married to them, but we’re all individuals. I’m an artist, she’s an artist, she has a business. It’s about showing who we are, so I decided to do it,” Garcia said.
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    LOL, thats just wrong
    It is what it is

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    Ooookay then.

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    I have nothing to say. Maybe she should call Jerry Sandusky if she thinks looking like a 12 year old down there will turn a man on.
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    ahhh...
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    I was going to ask if Jose was ever involved with steroids, but I guess I don't need to since it seems he wrote a book about it. First thing I thought of when I saw that picture of him- he's freakin' huge. Just let 'em all use whatever they want and then we'll be watching a field of guys who look like The Incredible Hulk. As for this show, ha, don't think I'll be tuning in...

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    Alrighty then! Not sure exactly what to say about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    Though the women are at different places in their lives, one thing they all agree on is that they want the public to see them as individuals, rather than staying in the shadow of their former loves.
    Which is why they are on a reality show where no one knows who they are except because of their exes. Go figure
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    He would know about vajay-jays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big fatty View Post
    Heavens to Mergatroid.

    What next ?
    Octomom ordered this service.

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    X-Wings flying up her trench would be more appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ignorance_is_bliss View Post
    X-Wings flying up her trench would be more appropriate.

    "Stay on target..."

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    Seems appropriate. After all of the steroids Jose has taken, I'm sure his tackle looks like an 8 year old's, so....
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