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    Default Dead man wakes up at funeral

    A doctor sent to sign the death certificate found it strange that his body was warm. At closer observation she discovered he was still alive.

    His mother fainted upon hearing the good news.

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    so was he not embalmed, then?

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    Years ago we were about to Necropsy(Autopsy) a dog. After the first cut some bleeding occured. The dog was still alive with a pulse of about 20 and in a diabetic coma .It recovered and lived for a while longer. I was a spectator so don't blame me...lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    so was he not embalmed, then?
    No, and as per Islamic tradition, he was to be buried within 24 hours of death...so it was a fairly quick process, I am sure.

    They probably took him home immediately to start preparing for burial. It may have only been a few hours from 'death' until his burial, if that.

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    imagine being buried alive. heh

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    My headline would've been "28 people trampled to death at funeral after dead man awakes."

 

 

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