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    Default 70-year-old virgin says shes finally ready for love

    Geriatricougar... Can dust be considered a lubricant?

    The 2005 film "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," grossed nearly $200 million worldwide based on the premise of a man who went without sex into midlife. But one real-life woman has managed to stay a virgin up to her 70th birthday.



    That could be about to change. "Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke," Pam Shaw tells the Sun."My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."

    Shaw says she doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man," she said. "You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

    According to worldwide statistics, the average person retains his or her virginity until 17.3 years of age. A 2010 Yahoo! reader survey found similar numbers, with readers giving an average age of 17.5 before having sex for the first time.

    The paper notes that despite her voluntary lifelong abstinence, Shaw goes by the stage name "The Sexational Pam," and once fraternized with male sex symbols like "It's Not Unusual" singer Tom Jones and James Bond actor Roger Moore.



    "Tom Jones was very good looking and we used to chat occasionally before I went on stage as the opening act," she said. "In the late 60s we performed together. There was only a curtain separating our dressing areas."

    Shaw says she lived with her mother until she passed away at the age of 97 in 1995. Ironically, Shaw says men have often made incorrect assumptions about her sex life, or lack thereof, because of her career in the entertainment industry.

    "I've never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career," she said.
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    Reminds me of an old department store... Cherry & Web!
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    Well, you know they say - 70 is the new.... uh, 70.
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    She may be ready for love, but I think love died thirty years ago waiting for her.
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    C'mon guys, look at the bright side....

    You can't knock her up and you don't have to worry about VD...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge View Post
    C'mon guys, look at the bright side....

    You can't knock her up and you don't have to worry about VD...
    ...and the head... HOLY FUCK! That bag knows how to slarve the dode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLFHS View Post
    She may be ready for love, but I think love died thirty years ago waiting for her.
    Something also dried up 30 years ago.
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    That's a long time to go without any action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wruff_ajax View Post
    dibs
    ...yer a sick bastard.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkstar View Post
    ...yer a sick bastard.........
    And lucky too. I was shocked that Scum didn't beat me to it.
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    I say 'fair play' to her! In actual fact it's rather commendable that she's held out for the right bloke, even if has taken at least 70 years...Plus, there's no getting away from the fact that she has a bloody good pair of pins for an older lady!
    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wruff_ajax View Post
    And lucky too. I was shocked that Scum didn't beat me to it.
    Was too busy rubbin' one out to Dr. Zaius here.

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