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    Default Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off manís scrotum

    Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off manís scrotum

    Talk about a ball buster.

    An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.

    The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began ďsqueezing as hard as she could.Ē Naturally, he told officers that he ďwas in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.Ē

    The police report indicates that the scrotum area was ďcompletely torn loose from his body.Ē Reber reportedly ďrefused to let go of his scrotum,Ē but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip.

    As if the story isnít already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.

    In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isnít sure if there will be permanent damage.

    Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victimís home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery.

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    Give her the electric chair for that heinous crime.
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    YIKES!!!! That sounds like one very off-the-rails biotch!!!! After reading that, I'm suddenly feeling very protective of mine!
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    His Ex sounds like a real hand full.

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    That's nuts dude

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    Innocently sitting at his computer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenpaw View Post
    That's nuts dude
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