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    Default What would you do if you won the $500 Million lottery?

    50 Ways To Spend The $500 Million Lottery Prize

    http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/3208...tery-prize.htm

    1. Quit your job.

    2. Sell the money on eBay for more money.

    3. Play "If I Had A Million Dollars" by Barenaked Ladies 476 consecutive times.

    4. Post bail for Anna Gristina, Manhattan's "madam."

    5. Buy 952,000 new iPads.

    6. Donate $475,999,999 to Planned Parenthood, and $1 to Susan G. Komen.

    7. Pay Bioware to create a new ending for Mass Effect 3. Then buy Bioware.

    8. Buy 197 Bugatti Veyron Super Sports cars, the most expensive street legal car on the market.

    9. Buy a yacht, then burn it down and buy a new one.

    10. Buy a house in every U.S. state.

    11. Buy an island!

    12. Save the money... pff, who are you kidding?

    17. Pay actors to re-enact the Civil War on your front lawn.

    14. Take 286,746 round-trip flights on Singapore Air, one of the finest luxury airlines.

    15. Build a library in your name, or if you don't read books, build a movie theatre.

    16. Show off on Reddit.

    17. Buy the Mega Millions company and show 'em who's boss.

    18. Bury it.

    19. Give hundred dollar bills to random people on the street.

    20. Make every surface into your home into Tempur-Pedic.

    21. Take a trip to space.

    22. Buy two Siberian tigers and name them after two famous singers. (Ex: "Simon" and "Garfunkel")

    23. Take a trip to a new country each week.

    24. Buy every copy of Titanic and have a good cry by yourself (for many reasons).

    25. Buy 476,000 "Golden Opulence Sundaes" from NYC's Serendipity 3.

    26. Have kids, support them, send them to college, all that boring responsible stuff.

    27. Buy Boardwalk and Park Place.

    28. Buy a bunch of old dinosaur bones, and then throw them away because there's nowhere to put them.

    29. Buy a lot of tuxedos, and never wear anything else.

    30. Get yourself covered in diamonds permanently.

    31. Purchase every restaurant you go to.

    32. Buy hundreds of cars to perform stunts in, and then pay off police when things go awry.

    33. Move to Las Vegas and start a casino in your name.

    34. Buy a hockey or a soccer team, and then pay people to watch those sports.

    35. Travel to the bottom of the Mariana Trench with James Cameron.

    36. Go skydiving with The Pussycat Dolls.

    37. Pay Justin Bieber to stop singing, performing, and making appearances.

    38. Pay Morgan Freeman to narrate your life.

    39. Buy a house and fill it with chutes and ladders.

    40. Buy "promoted tweets" for everything you tweet.

    41. Visit a DNA Research Center and get some gills.

    42. Have Beyonce clean your house every Tuesday.

    43. Buy a California Condor and teach it to swoop down and scare your neighbors.

    44. Import your groceries: Cheese from France, chocolate from Belgium, lobster from Maine, and freedom fries from Alabama.

    45. Buy a house made of Legos.

    46. Have Meryl Streep read you a bedtime story every night.

    47. Buy Mark Zuckerberg's friendship.

    48. Have an artist carve out a marble fountain in your likeness, with you in your favorite pose.

    49. Buy a golden carriage and two giraffes, and have your giraffes pull the carriage.

    50. Pay back your parents for, well, everything.

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    Have VH play my birthday party ala Jeff Spicoli
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    1) I'd pay big bucks to see a MEGA reunion with Sammy, Michael Anthony and Gary joining the current line-up!

    2) How about another US Festival with VH as the headliner!?

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    Two chicks at the same time.
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    Id buy two lungs for my dad.

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    Dissapear.

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    Clear debts; take care of loved ones; give to charity; travel the world; buy an Aston Martin Volante, an E-type Jag, a luxury Winnebago - and make a small donation to The Links.
    I'm FEMALE...Deal with it!

    "Whatever you do, wherever you go, there you are..." Edward Van Halen 1986

    "You spend the first part of your life trying to make your mark, and the second part just trying to cover up your tracks"... Weesfreewheelin, 2012

    "Life's too short to stuff a mushroom"... Shirley Conran, 1975

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    guess I wouldn't be buying the Dodgers!

    I like 47's choice.

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    Give the vast majority of it to various charities, help out members of my family, keep a little for myself.

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    Build a solar house and live "off the grid", go on every hunting trip I've ever wanted to do, fuck all my favorites in the Beautiful girls thread.....
    Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel

    My god, our government has less secrets than Van Halen. Emperor Brett

    I'm a Democrat and an Atheist, but I've yet to receive my ticket to Hell. Is this something I call Live Nation about or what? JakeK21

    I feel it takes far more energy to hate than love. Well outside of Obamacare, How Many Say I and Heineken beer. ziggysmalls

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    I'd buy Main from Brett and rule over it with absolute hubris.

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    Default What would you do if you won the $500 Million lottery?

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    Two chicks at the same time.
    Lol
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    I'd buy the Denver Nuggets, and then sign myself to a long-term deal as their new starting Point Guard.

    We may never get the ball over mid-court ever again, but that would be cool.
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    I'm with Darkstar, I would be off the grid.
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

    Emperor Brett - "I can't believe you guys are analyzing song-by-song Van Halen III? What next, analyzing the script of Stroker Ace looking for some shred of Citizen Kane?"

    David Lee Roth did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it!

    Preferred pronouns: he/him/his

    Hurricane Halen - Let's all gingery touch our sword tips!!!

    DONATE TO THE LINKS YA CHEAP BASTARDS!!!!

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    I would buy the company you work for and fire your lazy ass...

 

 

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