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    Default Iran trains 300 female Ninja assassins!

    ...Seriously, are they really that f**ked up...

    Thousands of women pledge their lives to the Islamic Republic and train to act as ninja assassins should the state ever be threatened.
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    that was always one of my favourite scenes ever - so direct and to the point!

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    I've been mulling this story over in my head and I have decided that this is possibly one of the most inspired millitary stratedgies ever concieved!....Follow me on this.

    Iran, being a Muslim country, would have a considerable number of traditionally dressed women. The Burkha. This, as near as damn it, is a ninja costume. So any occupying force, knowing full well that there are 3000 fully trained ninja jihadists, wouldn't actually know if they were being faced by a nice old lady on her way to the shops for some teabags or a fully kitted out estrogen powered killing machine. Can you imagine the fear, not knowing if you were going to be hacked in half or offered a biscuit! It would be like facing an F-22 Raptor in another F-22 Raptor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    ...Seriously, are they really that f**ked up...



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    Quote Originally Posted by tommywho5150 View Post
    I've been mulling this story over in my head and I have decided that this is possibly one of the most inspired millitary stratedgies ever concieved!....Follow me on this.

    Iran, being a Muslim country, would have a considerable number of traditionally dressed women. The Burkha. This, as near as damn it, is a ninja costume. So any occupying force, knowing full well that there are 3000 fully trained ninja jihadists, wouldn't actually know if they were being faced by a nice old lady on her way to the shops for some teabags or a fully kitted out estrogen powered killing machine. Can you imagine the fear, not knowing if you were going to be hacked in half or offered a biscuit! It would be like facing an F-22 Raptor in another F-22 Raptor.

    Here ends the lesson on my fucked up logic!!!!
    Then again, that would be a perfect excuse to kill em all, and let someone else sort em out...
    I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yerfdog View Post
    Then again, that would be a perfect excuse to kill em all, and let someone else sort em out...
    But if Star Wars taught us anything it taught us that you THINK you've wiped out all the Jedi but there's always one that escapes the net, has a kid who will then come back and throw the emperor down a big hole. So, by this logic Oliver Stone's sons daughter will kill us all!!!


















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    Great.

    I guess this is a big deal in Iran.

    In America this is business as usual:

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post


    I still remember the first time I saw that as a kid. I still laugh my ass off every time!

    And I agree this story is frightening
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    Hope them bitches can handle some heat. If Iran keeps fucking around with nukes those dumb fucks will probably set one off in there own country and blame us. They might as well. If they ever did even think about trying to launch a nuke at anyone we'd nuke em till they glow.

 

 

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