Random Shit That Doesn't Deserve a Thread

[Wolfman]

Cool. I'll play.

Need some advice, Linkers.

So I got a new pup back in August and named him Eddie Van Tailen. My vet estimated his birthday to be in early February. I had planned to officially celebrate his birthday on Feb. 8th, which was my late grandpa's birthday. He even has his own Facebook page which I used that date for (don't laugh, he has 75 friends, and all but 5 of them sent him a friend request).

My dilemma is this - now that I have realized the ADKOT release date is one day prior to that, should I "change" his birthday to reflect the release date, considering his namesake and all?

[Down the Drain]

Do you think if you took the third word from each line of the new songs in reverse order you'd hear a secret message that Dave is sending to Sammy about how great it is to be in the band again?

[steve mcqueen]

In n' Out burgers are over-rated....

[ToddE]

Cool. I'll play.

Need some advice, Linkers.

So I got a new pup back in August and named him Eddie Van Tailen. My vet estimated his birthday to be in early February. I had planned to officially celebrate his birthday on Feb. 8th, which was my late grandpa's birthday. He even has his own Facebook page which I used that date for (don't laugh, he has 75 friends, and all but 5 of them sent him a friend request).

My dilemma is this - now that I have realized the ADKOT release date is one day prior to that, should I "change" his birthday to reflect the release date, considering his namesake and all?

Cute pup, Wolfman.

About the dog - he can lick his own sack. Every day is his birthday!

[voivod]

I like having multiple threads about nothing much better. That way we attention whores can male sure what we have to say is read by all, especially if the thread title is vague.

When I want lots of hits, I start the following threads:

"An Idea"

"What If"

"Next Week"

"Funny story"

"Thanks"

"An Explanation"

"Big Tits"

The Big Tits thread is useless without pictures...

[Wolfman]

Cute pup, Wolfman.

About the dog - he can lick his own sack. Every day is his birthday!

[vistadelrey]

I'm gonna purge a little here. Here's a quick Ten. I'll add more later. Nice Thread.

1. EVH - Thank you in the biggest way. No guitarist has pulled off what you are pulling off here. To return at this level after so long stands alone. Hendrix was great for a very short time. ditto on Rhodes and SRV. Page was and is great but has never reclaimed his brilliance at this level. Clapton? not bad. George Lynch? faded. Vitto Bratta? faded. Vai? whatever. Malmsteen? I don't know or care. Vernon Reid? kudos and that's all. Tom Morello - I like your stuff. Keep going. Bottom line is I cannot think of any artist of this genre that has returned to such form. Truly unbelievable. Eddie you are KING.
2. Eddie Trunk - I predict you will change your mind and say so on TV. Not that I care about your opinion per se but I do realize you are the only thing Metal on TV and that is worth something. Plus you expose the RRHOF every chance you get. I respect that.
3. Sammy - Thank you for the 90's. The more you talk the more you diminish your strong legacy. let it go.
4. Van Squalen - you were wrong all along. vete a la mierda.
5. Michael Anthony - It's all good. you are solid.
6. Rolling Stone mag - still a joke. maybe you'll re-order the list and save a little face.
7. Rock n Roll Hall of Fame - Too little too late. Fade away.
8. Brett - Thank you for this site. Awesome.
9. Soft Rockers - Step Aside.
10. My son- who loves Eddie's guitar sound - I can't believe you are experiencing the same joy I experienced when I was your age. I love you.

[Greenpaw]

Lol

[evhesq]

I can't put on a pair of latex gloves without making some sort of dirty joke. It's impossible!

[Jesus H Christ]

I can't put on a pair of latex gloves without making some sort of dirty joke. It's impossible!

moon river....

[Trojan Rubber Company]

Ok, so you were thinking of opening a thread to thank the band or to ask if we should expect something this weekend to give "a fan's" take on the songs so far (that each already have their own f-ing threads)? This is your place. Talk about whatever the hell you want, post a photo of an omelette or a hamburger. Give a 10 paragraph breakdown take of your thoughts on a lyric. I don't care. Just keep it in here.

I promise not to close it (I can't speak for the other mods).

But please, PLEASE, no more new threads about nothing. This is getting real annoying.

Thanks

Canada is the Light Beer of countries

[The Mighty Watcher]

Canada is the Light Beer of countries

We taste great and have less calories?

[sinner's swing]

We taste great and have less calories?

HA, I just checked out the Futureshop site and apparently they sell EVH pedals now!!!!! Crazy.

[ADifferentKindOfTruth]

I'm gonna purge a little here. Here's a quick Ten. I'll add more later. Nice Thread.

1. EVH - Thank you in the biggest way. No guitarist has pulled off what you are pulling off here. To return at this level after so long stands alone. Hendrix was great for a very short time. ditto on Rhodes and SRV. Page was and is great but has never reclaimed his brilliance at this level. Clapton? not bad. George Lynch? faded. Vitto Bratta? faded. Vai? whatever. Malmsteen? I don't know or care. Vernon Reid? kudos and that's all. Tom Morello - I like your stuff. Keep going. Bottom line is I cannot think of any artist of this genre that has returned to such form. Truly unbelievable. Eddie you are KING.
2. Eddie Trunk - I predict you will change your mind and say so on TV. Not that I care about your opinion per se but I do realize you are the only thing Metal on TV and that is worth something. Plus you expose the RRHOF every chance you get. I respect that.
3. Sammy - Thank you for the 90's. The more you talk the more you diminish your strong legacy. let it go.
4. Van Squalen - you were wrong all along. vete a la mierda.
5. Michael Anthony - It's all good. you are solid.
6. Rolling Stone mag - still a joke. maybe you'll re-order the list and save a little face.
7. Rock n Roll Hall of Fame - Too little too late. Fade away.
8. Brett - Thank you for this site. Awesome.
9. Soft Rockers - Step Aside.
10. My son- who loves Eddie's guitar sound - I can't believe you are experiencing the same joy I experienced when I was your age. I love you.

#10 says it all. Nice!

[NoBrownM&Ms]

4. Van Squalen - you were wrong all along. vete a la mierda.

LOL. Whats the story with that one?